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Song Parodies -> "Shame, He's Gotta Gum"

Original Song Title:

"Jamie's Got A Gun"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Aerosmith

Parody Song Title:

"Shame, He's Gotta Gum"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

he gum gum gums...funny...where's his teeth gone ?
he gum gum gums...guess they weren't all that strong
he gum gum gums...funny...something's gone wrong
he gum gum gums...in his mouth...in his mouth

shame, he's gotta gum...shame, he's gotta gum
molars came undone...dentures, so far, ain't come
all that he sadly chews ...blender, he puts it through
oh what a shame they got infected
got rotten underneath in there
he knew just what was coming
when the dentist started numbing
his smile's never gonna be the same

shame, he's gotta gum...shame, he's gotta gum
dinner's not that fun...but still, he's having some
trying a bowl of stew...but its too hard to chew
he's like a little itty baby
can only eat his food, when strained
he knows damn well that he has blundered
now, his mouth is clearly plundered
but that dentist had to stop the pain

rot away...rot away from the atains
rot away...rot away from the stains
rot away...rot away...rot rot away

once, he had quite a few...now, the whole set is through
he used to be so damn teethy...but not a single sign remains
once, his life was breezy...but now, he looks so sleazy
his smile's never gonna be the same

money..money...that's the problem
things are just too tight
so the piggy bank, he's robbing
he'll get some teeth, alright

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carol - October 06, 2005 - Report this comment
poor guy. no teeth? that bites. 555
Arwen - October 06, 2005 - Report this comment
This is my nightmare! But in a good way...; ) Nice work, Alvin...
AFW - October 06, 2005 - Report this comment
I'll root for this one...five bites
Rick C - October 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Maybe he should venture to dentures? 555
alvin rhodes - October 06, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks carol arwen AFW and rick
Red Ant - October 06, 2005 - Report this comment
This takes on an added dimension of humor if it were about Steven Tyler. 5s
alvin rhodes - October 07, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks red ant

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