he gum gum gums...funny...where's his teeth gone ?
he gum gum gums...guess they weren't all that strong
he gum gum gums...funny...something's gone wrong
he gum gum gums...in his mouth...in his mouth

shame, he's gotta gum...shame, he's gotta gum
molars came undone...dentures, so far, ain't come
all that he sadly chews ...blender, he puts it through
oh what a shame they got infected
got rotten underneath in there
he knew just what was coming
when the dentist started numbing
his smile's never gonna be the same

shame, he's gotta gum...shame, he's gotta gum
dinner's not that fun...but still, he's having some
trying a bowl of stew...but its too hard to chew
he's like a little itty baby
can only eat his food, when strained
he knows damn well that he has blundered
now, his mouth is clearly plundered
but that dentist had to stop the pain

rot away...rot away from the atains
rot away...rot away from the stains
rot away...rot away...rot rot away

once, he had quite a few...now, the whole set is through
he used to be so damn teethy...but not a single sign remains
once, his life was breezy...but now, he looks so sleazy
his smile's never gonna be the same

money..money...that's the problem
things are just too tight
so the piggy bank, he's robbing
he'll get some teeth, alright