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Song Parodies -> "Freddy's Got A Glove"

Original Song Title:

"Janie's Got A Gun"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Aerosmith

Parody Song Title:

"Freddy's Got A Glove"

Parody Written by:

Scotty Dangerously

The Lyrics

This 40th parody will mark the 20th anniversary of the first Nightmare On Elm Street movie. 20 & 40? Must be some lucky numbers.
Slash, slash, slash Freddy what have you done
Scrape, scrape, scrape it's the sound of your glove
Slash, slash, slash Freddy what have you done
Scrape, scrape, scrape it's the sound

Freddy's got a glove
Freddy's got a glove
All of my friends are gone
All of their souls are gone
What am I gonna do?
His lurkin' will come through
Everytime I fall asleep
My dreams start to feel like pain
Now that I live on Elm Street Freddy just tries to kill me I think this pizza-face guy is insane

Freddy's got a glove
Freddy's got a glove
The nightmare's just begun
You can't kill him with a gun
The adults think this is untrue
But Freddy will come for you
He came and took over my body
He even took over my brain
He is a burnt smelly guy he can strike us like thunder it's frightening and it's really insane

Stay awake, stay awake, don't fall asleep yeah yeah yeah yeah
Stay awake, stay awake, don't fall asleep yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Stay awake, stay awake, stay, stay awake

Freddy's got a glove
Freddy's got a glove
This fright night's just begun
Now we are all on the run
If you sleep right through
That Freddy will come for you
I think that it gets really hard to put Freddy down the drain
I'll kill that evil Freddy Krueger his skin smells like bad cheese this nightmare's just acts like the same

Stay awake, stay awake, don't fall asleep yeah yeah yeah yeah
Stay awake, stay awake, don't fall asleep yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Stay awake, stay awake, stay, stay awake

Freddy's got a glove
Freddy's got a glove
Freddy's got a glove
Now we are all on the run

Freddy's got a glove
The nightmare's just begun
You can't kill him with a gun
Cause Freddy's got a glove
Freddy's got a glove
The nightmare's just begun
You can't kill him with a gun
Freddy's got a glove

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 6

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Airfarcewon - November 02, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS....But I know Freddy...and it looks like you got some good hooks in here...
Jeff Reuben - November 03, 2004 - Report this comment
KTOS...good job, it worked pretty well.
raddog20002002 - February 06, 2005 - Report this comment
I figured out the equation of this parody: 20(which stands for the anniversary of the first Freddy movie) x 2(which stands for this second Freddy song I've written) = 40(which stands for this 40th of all my parodies)
Rock Princess - March 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice one! 555
raddog20002002 - April 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you so much, Princess!
Andrea Huckstep - May 05, 2007 - Report this comment
1, 2, Freddy's coming for you to give you 5's!
raddog20002002 - July 13, 2007 - Report this comment
Very funny, Andrea! Anyways, thanks for the score!

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