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Song Parodies -> "Got Coal"

Original Song Title:

"Rag Doll"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Aerosmith

Parody Song Title:

"Got Coal"

Parody Written by:

lebeiW15

The Lyrics

Got coal, filled up in my stocking
Santa thought that I was naughty
That dude, he didn't even
Eat my cookies, man

I'm mad, I thought I was jolly
And nice, didn't do much fighting
Got coal, Santa what'chu thinkin',
I've been good before

I acted like a good boy,
MMM, just like a good boy,
I come to find I got coal,
I didn't get a new toy
Those elves, they must have gossiped,
And Santa put me on the "bad" list
What had happened to the letter,
That I sent him in November
That list of toys I wanted,
Old Santa must have lost it
That ol' dummy, man, his gift was crummy,
Give me all ya have, until you're out of stuff to give me!

Got coal, filled up in my stocking
Santa thought that I was naughty
That dude, he didn't even
Eat my cookies, man

I'm mad, I thought I was jolly
And nice, didn't do much fighting
Got coal, Santa what'chu thinkin',
I've been good before

Oh, I'm changin', yes, I'm changin',
Get ready, for next Christmas
When I will get a REAL gift
Oh, I'm changin', yes I'm changin',
Coal is crummy, Santa is a dummy, give me all you have, until you're out of stuff to give to me!

Got coal, filled up in my stocking
Santa thought that I was naughty
That dude, he didn't even
Eat my cookies, man

I'm mad, I thought I was jolly
And nice, didn't do much fighting
Got coal, Santa what'chu thinkin',
I've been good before

Oh, I'm changin', yes, I'm changin',
Get ready, for next Christmas
When I will get a REAL gift
Oh, I'm changin', yes I'm changin',
Coal is crummy, Santa is a dummy, give me all you have, until you're out of stuff to give to me!

Got coal, filled up in my stocking
Santa thought that I was naughty
That dude, he didn't even
Eat my cookies, man

I'm mad, I thought I was jolly
And nice, didn't do much fighting
Got coal, Santa what'chu thinkin',
I've been good before

Got coal, filled up in my stocking
Santa thought that I was naughty
That dude, he didn't even
Eat my cookies, man

I'm mad, I thought I was jolly
And nice, didn't do much fighting
Got coal, Santa what'chu thinkin',
I've been good before
lebeiw@lycos.com

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