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Song Parodies -> "We Gotta Cross That Bridge To Get To The Other Side"

Original Song Title:

"The Other Side"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Aerosmith

Parody Song Title:

"We Gotta Cross That Bridge To Get To The Other Side"

Parody Written by:

Arcade Junkie

The Lyrics

This parody is about the 3 billy goats gruff.
Mmm,mmm,mmm...mmm,mmm,mmm...mmm,mmm,mmm...mmm,mmm,mmm...mmm,mmm
Come on

(chorus)
We have to cross that bridge
(to get to the other side)
So we can be safe and home free
(to get to the other side)
Cause there is lots of land
(to get to the other side)
Come on, goats, take us to promised land
(to get to the other side)

We been waiting for a moment just like this
The troll that's under there, about to get us dissed
He's just a bigger moth with bated breath
He wants us goats to leave
We don't want this troll to go for a loss
We have to answer this riddle just to get across

(repeat chorus)

We got to answer the troll's riddle now
Oh, we've got to need it
Take him to the water by the horns with a shove
You better believe it
It saves a lot of money and some time
Like i do care
We'll wrestle, we'll grapple, we'll cut him down to size
The newspaper will hear us when we open our eyes

(repeat chorus)

Cross it to the other side
This stupid troll likes goats we don't love
How bad do we need it?
We use our horns and take a leap when the troll get shoved
You better believe it
And when he's drowned, we'll tell the troll goodbye
We'll tell that troll forget it
We're 3 goats, we're so gruff, we go from far and wide
We got to cross that bridge to get to the other side
To get to the other side, to get to the other side

(repeat chorus 2x)

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 2.0
Overall Rating: 2.0

Total Votes: 1

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Poodle Bites, Poodle Chewses - December 18, 2003 - Report this comment
I voted cuz I felt sorry for ya. The original is one of my favorite Aerosmith songs...not sure why, maybe cuz it's just so damn catchy. However, this is not catchy. Pacing if poor, and its not really that funny either. Sorry for being so critical, but thats how I see it.
Arcade Junkie - December 19, 2003 - Report this comment
I wanted this to be about the part heard in the story "the 3 billy goats gruff" when the goats wanted to try to cross the bridge by getting past the troll's riddle. Very kiddie story!

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