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Song Parodies -> "You Should Not Wear A Thong"

Original Song Title:

"You Shook Me All Night Long"

Original Performer:

AC/DC

Parody Song Title:

"You Should Not Wear A Thong"

Parody Written by:

Shawn Carapellatti

The Lyrics

She was a heavy teen
She really loved to eat
Was the biggest woman...
That I've ever seen

Would clean every bowl
Just like a big black hole
Knocking me out
With those American roles

But she wore a thong
And that was just plain wrong
Then she would see some food
And she would start to run

And the house was shaking
Earth was quaking
Cause cookies were baking
And I was saying

That you shouldn't wear a thong
Yeah you shouldn't wear a thong

She doesn't exercise
Cause she's not that wise
She just sits on the couch
Eating apple pies

We go to the store
It's just chicken galore
She eats fifteen pieces
And comes back fore more

So we go down town
Cause she's a chocolate hound
She just eats it down
Just pound by pound

And she just kept eating
Her weights increasing
There's people fleeing
And I was thinking

That you shouldn't wear a thong
No you shouldn't wear a thong

(Because you're heavy now)

You shouldn't wear a thong

(Those things are tiny so)

You shouldn't wear a thong!

No you shouldn't!
That things tiny!

(Guitar solo)

You shouldn't wear a thong
No you shouldn't wear a thong

(That thing is tiny so)

You shouldn't wear a thong

(Because you're heavy yeah)

You shouldn't wear a thong!

No you shouldn't

You're so heavy!

Don't wear thongs!

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Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Good Title! Rather good parody too but you need to work on the pacing and possibly also the rhymes a little bit more if you wanna make a name for yourself here. Don't worry about it too much though, this is kinda on the level where most of us started out once and the more parodies you write the more "natural" those things come.

And by the way: Welcome to AmIright, I am the unofficial keeper of the unofficial FAQ that you might wanna check out if you intend to write/post more parodies here.

http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php/topic,10012.0.html
Red Ant - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Very good 1st parody.
Rick C - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment
454 for the reasons Peter stated above. Good job!
Michael Pacholek - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment
A good start, but not a great one. Peter's right, the rhyming and pacing needs a little work. Not a lot. This is one of those situations where a little work and a little thought goes a long way. Still, it's worthy of one of my wisenheimer comments: The thong remains insane.
Weird Al - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment
couldn't have said it better myself.
Stuart McArthur - July 08, 2005 - Report this comment
yes, everything considered, this was an excellent first parody, and an excellent idea for the OS - 555 from me
barbalou - July 08, 2005 - Report this comment
This was awesome!!!!!!!! Keep em coming Shawn!
Cory Ellis - July 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Decent, Decent. You Guys should hear some of the ones he hasn't put on this site. Pretty good considering he uses songs fromthe 80's and 90's and he is only 14.

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