It has zero horsepower
Zero star, crash test rating,
If you ever see a G.M.C., you'd ask "What is that thing?"
Crap cars to the left of me, crap cars to the right.
Ain't no Ford, It's a G.M.C.
And it's really crappy

(Chorus)
Cuz it's G.M.C., it's a car company
G.M.C., It's very crappy
G.M.C., it's a big fat shit load,
G.M.C., It's a crapload!!!

It's dirty, weak, and mighty unclean
It's an unwanted car
If you want to know just what the hell they are
You don't have to go far
This song told you everything that you need to know
Now you'll never find them at the auto show,
Face it, those cars suck balls,
And don't you start chasin' me down the halls

(Chorus)
Cuz it's G.M.C., it's a car company
G.M.C., It's very crappy
G.M.C., it's a big fat shit load,
G.M.C., It's a crapload!!!

G.M.C. oi, oi, oi,
G.M.C. oi, oi, oi,
G.M.C. oi, oi, oi,
G.M.C. oi, oi, oi,
G.M.C. oi,
It's a car company,
G.M.C.
And it's very crappy,
G.M.C.
It's a big fat shit load,
G.M.C.
It's a crapload!!!!