Cali's middle middle class act society
Laws rift with Arnold's notoriety
And I always feel the fault lines
The events are never small
The siesmic needle says Cal's got
The biggest faults of all

Cal's got big faults
Cal's got big faults
They're such big faults
And they're pretty big faults
M.A.'s got big faults
V.E. got big balls
(But Cal's got the biggest faults of them all)

And Cal's faults are always rousing
Cal's faultlines never still
And every budget runs and runs again
Not all blame goes to Gray Davis
Enron had rates much higher
Everybody says Gray got
Recalled by fire

Cal's got big faults
Yeah Cal's got big faults
And they're such big faults
Pretty big faults
D.C's got big faults
N.Y. got big faults
(But Cal's got the biggest faults of them all)

Some faults are just humanity
And some are siesmic stress
But when they meet together
They're the faults that do shake S.F.
Cal's faults are always rousing
For the left and for the right
It's my belief that Cal's big faults
Should be held to the light

Cal's got big faults
Cal's got big faults
Cal's got big faults
Pretty big faults
Maine's got big faults
CONN's got big balls
(But Cal's got the biggest faults of them all)

(Cal's got big faults)
(Cal's got big faults)

And I'm not bitching to tell you about them (just pointing them out)
Oh we have such wonderful sun (counting Cal's blessings)
Borrowed budgets, gays, marriage ( The turbulent issues)
(But I've got the biggest faults of them all)