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Song Parodies -> "This Book Is Way Too Long (lord Of The Rings Trilogy)"

Original Song Title:

"You Shook Me All Night Long"

Original Performer:

Ac/dc

Parody Song Title:

"This Book Is Way Too Long (lord Of The Rings Trilogy)"

Parody Written by:

Drewster The Rooster

The Lyrics

i tried to read lord of the rings, gave up after about 2 pages, it's too long, end of story, watch the movies
this book don't belong to me
must keep the cover clean
told it's the best damn book that i would ever read
i read and i'm surprised
they ain't telling lies
a wizard's running about with some hobbitian guys
reading with such care
the end is nowhere
after a few chapters i just no longer cared

coz my hands were shaking
my bed needs making
my mind was aching
my mother's baking
and this
book is way too long
yeh this
book is way too long

taking so much time
my arms are aching and i
think this is one of a kind
but it's just line on line
though i love the wars
i have lost the cause
takes real long to read
and then there's still more
have to cool me down
to read another round
frodo carries the ring
like it ain't no thing

coz my hands were shaking
my bed needs making
my mind was aching
my mother's baking
and this
book is way too long
yeh this
book is way too long
i said this
book is way to long
my hands are shaking and this
book is was too long
yeh this book is
well it took me

it really took but this
book is way too long
oh this
book is way too long
yeh yeh this
book is way too long
it really took me and this
book is way to long
yeh this book is
yeh it took me
all night long

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Know 1 can hear you dream - February 22, 2004 - Report this comment
You lay out the lines in the chorus a bit strange, but you´re right on the subject, the books are way to long. I don´t think I should have managed to read through all three of them when I was young if it hadn´t been for that I did it during a week of fever with nothing better to read. They´re not bad, things just happen way to slow.
Joelle - February 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Frankly, I am surprised that my brother read all three of those books, while I still haven't finished Pride & Prejudice! Good job! 5's!
Forrest Emerine - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
I think this is sort of funny, but the pacing wasn't that great. So I gave you a 1-3-2...
Chris - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job on the parody! I read your parody, now how bout you read mine? "Come On Over" to the Shania Twain section and "Check It Out"

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