F.A.T.
Oink, Oink, Oink, Oink, Oink, Oink, Oink, Oink, Oink, Oink

See me ride out of the market
From your local Dairy Queen
Out for all that I can eat
If you know what I mean
Bacon to the left of me
And bacon to the right
Ain't got no gum
Ain't got no life
Bet I'll take that bite
CHORUS:
'Cause I'm F.A.T.
I'm overweight
F.A.T. and I'll take the bate
F.A.T. I'm a hefty load
F.A.T. watch me explode

I'm thirty, mean and heavy unlean
I'm a hungry man
Jenny enemy number one
Understand
So lock up your burger
Lock up your sprite
Lock up your snack drawer
And run for your life
The spam is back in town
Don't you mess me 'round

CHORUS
F.A.T. Oink, Oink,
F.A.T. Oink, Oink,
F.A.T. Oink, Oink,
F.A.T. Oink, Oink,
F.A.T. Oink
I'm dinin' right (Oink,) F.A.T. Oink,
And I'll take a bite, F.A.T.
I'm a heavy load F.A.T.
Watch me explode!