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Song Parodies -> "I Don't know Long Division"

Original Song Title:

"I Don't Know How To Love Him"

Original Performer:

Yvonne Elliman/J.C. Superstar

Parody Song Title:

"I Don't know Long Division"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

There's a subtle Trek TNG reference in this one. Let's see if anyone catches it.
I don't know long division
What to do with those numbers
I'm so bad, can't even add
When I must subtract, I leave the act
In hands of someone else

I don't know any physics
I don't know Alfred Einstein
Never cared, E-mz squared
When the shuttle flies, up in the sky
I never need to know
What makes it go

When I went to class, I had too much grass
Always phoned it in, loaded off my ass
But since they graded us on a curve
I passed anyway

I don't know much statistics
Has no place in my small world
So I'll play, Lotto today
I'll have wealth and fame, I use the same
Numbers ev'ry week

Yes, I'm no geek
Just up the creek

I have a website, but I don't know how to put in the numbers.

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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Johnny D - December 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job, Rick.
Meriadoc - December 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice one Rick. The only stuff I remember from school is plate techtonics and how to cancel out fractions. Oh, and flatworms. ;-)
RIck - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Gosh, I hated math in school! Great job!
John Jenkins - April 04, 2004 - Report this comment
I liked the title and ending best, but it was very good in between, as well.
Wicked Green Queen - August 28, 2007 - Report this comment
I really enjoy JC Superstar. I loved your parady, but I must say. I like school, and I am really good in math. Sorry if that makes me seem like a geek or anything, but... DON'T mention that it does, because I already know that it does!

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