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Song Parodies -> "We Have Cable"

Original Song Title:

"We Have Heaven"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"We Have Cable"

Parody Written by:

Melanie Lee

The Lyrics

For those not familiar, this resembles a layer-upon-layer choral piece, rock style.
Telemundo, telemarket, Telemundo, telemarket…

We have cable.
We have cable.
Phone and cable.

Telemundo, telemarket, Telemundo, telemarket…
And the Internet! And the Internet!...
A package deal. A package deal…

We have cable.
We have cable.
We have cable.

(TV blips out; sound of someone banging fist on the TV)
To see an excellent ironic use of "We Have Heaven" (and to hear the original song), go here:

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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alvin - June 27, 2007 - Report this comment
short but sweet...the "telemundo telemarket" matches beautifully
Kristof Robertson - June 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Great job on an OS that's near impossible to parody well. 555

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