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Song Parodies -> "On The Phone Again"

Original Song Title:

"On The Road Again"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Willie Nelson

Parody Song Title:

"On The Phone Again"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

on the phone again
i'm afraid my wife's on the phone again
the gal i love is gabbin' nightly with her friends
she just can't wait to get on the phone again

on the phone again
askin' all her pals just how they've been
teling all the dirt she knows on other friends
she just can't wait to get on the phone again

on the phone again
though this band of biddies live just down the highway
they're backstabbin' friends
insisitin' that their word should be the last say
come what may

they're on the phone again
i'm afraid my wife's on the phone again
you know i'd love some conversation with my friends
but i can't because she's on the phone again

on the phone again
though this band of biddies live just down the highway
keep abreast of friends
they're dishin' up the dirt when they get hearsay
all damn day

she's on the phone again
i'm afraid my wife's on the phone again
the gal i love would rather gossip with her friends
she just can't wait to get on the phone again
she just can't wait to get on the phone again

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Bob Gomez, trying to get through - January 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey Alvin, cute idea. I have to admit I love to gossip as much as the next guy, though. Happy new year! d;:^)
AFW - January 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Sounds like she's on the Parody line...
John Barry - January 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Dialing 555. Sounds like the byline should be Wilco Telcom.
2Eagle - January 15, 2005 - Report this comment
There's one in every household. Love it!
Scathe - January 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice one, Alvin.
Michael McVey - January 16, 2005 - Report this comment
I did "On The Phone Again" about a year ago, but it was about teenage/college age girls in general, not about a housewife. http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/willienelson1.shtml -- MM
Michael McVey - January 16, 2005 - Report this comment
In fact, that must be one of the first ones I ever submitted -- it was before I realized the decade was that of the original song, not the decade in which I wrote it! -- MM
alvin rhodes - January 17, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks all for "listenin' in"

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