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Song Parodies -> "Two Flies Crying Out In Pain"

Original Song Title:

"Blue Eyes Crying In The Rain"

Original Performer:

Willie Nelson

Parody Song Title:

"Two Flies Crying Out In Pain"

Parody Written by:

Dee Range

The Lyrics

This is a continuation of the theme about my wife's cooking I started with Pukin' Up Breakfast , which I submitted three or four days ago
On my dinner plate I see
Two flies crying out in pain
Once they'd tried the pie they're martyred
I knew they'd never eat again

Dinner was some burning timber
Only carcasses remain
Now they're face down in the embers
Two flies crying out in pain

Some day in fly heaven yonder
They'll laugh time and time again
But today they know they've blundered
Two flies crying out in pain

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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alvin rhodes - August 04, 2004 - Report this comment
absolutely the best parody i've ever read about two flies in pain...5s
Paul Robinson - August 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Dee - Well done, a truly beautiful piece; it takes true talent to get the reader thinking "Oh, those POOR flies" when ready your work. I liked the reference to "fly heaven" too, trying to imagine that...but all I get is this buzzing sound...also, agree with alvin - this is easily the best parody I've even read about two flies in pain...flying some 5's your way.
Dee Range - August 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Alvin, Paul, thank you

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