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Song Parodies -> "All The Girls Been Loved Before"

Original Song Title:

"To all The Girls I've Loved Before"

Original Performer:

Willie Nelson

Parody Song Title:

"All The Girls Been Loved Before"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

All of the girls been loved before
They're scarred with bed spring marks and more
Most all been down the road
Not in the virgin mode
Yes, all the girls been loved before

Oh, all the girls been shagged a few
They've all been done a time or two
No newbies in the bunch
Who never took a punch,
All of the girls been loved before..

The only ones not touched are minors
And some of those have even strayed
I'm sure not one to mess with minors
Don't like where license plates are made..

So many girls have ventured there
And yes, I guess I've led my share
But I'd die for one more prize
To hear the passion cries
Of just one girl not loved before

Yes, all the girls been loved before
But it don't mean they're called a whore,
Sex is a part of life,
Don't have to be a wife
To be a girl who's loved before..

Today, so many charms they're showing
Explicit are the styles they wear
Freedom with sex continues growing
Now everybody gets their share

Most all the girls been loved before
Especially those with tempt allure
Models in hip hop songs
Ones who look great in thongs
Oh, all those girls been loved before

Yes, all the girls been loved before
Hot babes bikini'd by the shore
Still I pray to find just one
Who'll share a little fun,
One chick who's not been loved before






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Tim Mayfield - August 06, 2008 - Report this comment
This one is pretty bold. Not sure it's accurate, but I can see where the idea is coming from. Well written and covers the topic very well. Just wish I didn't keep hearing Willie and Julio singing it. Urgh!
alvin - August 06, 2008 - Report this comment
hate the OS...dug this...love the "bed spring marks" and "license plates' lines
Peter Andersson - August 06, 2008 - Report this comment
The video I found died a little early but they were all good girls, I mean lines, up to that point, and I'm fooking docking points because of such a juvenile minor, so 555. Oh, and the security code says SLZ, gotta love that! :-)
Meriadoc - August 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Nice one AF1. Little known fact: The OS was co-written by Albert Hammond of "It Never Rains in Southern California" fame.
AFW - August 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks to Tim, alvin, Peter, and Meriadoc
CherryHO - August 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, ~L'Air de Farce~ cette jeune fille voudrais toi. . . Aujourdui, c'est magnifique, MonSieur !
AFW - August 06, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks, CherryHO...I'm familiar with French, just not the language...(Except for the last two or three words) wish I would have studied it in school...it consists of phrasing that always seem to symphonize a page..
Dr Music - August 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Ooh baby....that song's hot, so hot it's on fire. That song is going to be Fetish Fuel for sure.
Jason - August 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Excellent!

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