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Song Parodies -> "Always On Behind"

Original Song Title:

"Always On My Mind"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Willie Nelson

Parody Song Title:

"Always On Behind"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Baby, I never hauled you
In the truck, here beside me
You weighed six ninety seven
Hard to drive, cause you would hide me
Little things like this, they made you mad
Don't know why you'd cuss and whine
You were Always On Behind
You were Always On Behind

Baby, I couldn't hold you
To express the love I feel
Hell, I tried...and I told you
I'd need arms like Shaq O'Neill !

When it rained, well you had the tarp
The hogs didn't seem to mind
You were Always On Behind
You were Always On Behind

Tell me, Almie, that our big love hasn't died
Come back, come home,
And I'll buy that double wide,
Buy that double wide..

Little things like rides, they made you mad
Don't know why you'd cuss and whine,
You were Always On Behind
You were Always On Behind
You were Always..... On..... Behind...

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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Poppie LongStocking - May 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Speaking as a decade police officer, I'll tell you that this song is from the 80's. Speaking as myself, I thought this was a really great parody, and I enjoyed it. So I'm going to vote 5,5,5.
Johnny D - May 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Ten-Four! Haul away some fives, good buddy, and watch out for Smokey, he's takin' pictures 'bout a mile past the off-ramp.
AFW - May 20, 2005 - Report this comment
PLS; thanks for vote...and if it's neccesary for technicalities to be this pin point accurate..the song was written by Mark James, Wayne Carson Thompson, and John Christopher...recorded by Elvis in 1972. On an album by Brenda Lee in 1973..and you are right about the "80's" for Willie's version, which came out in 1982.
alvin rhodes - May 20, 2005 - Report this comment
quite the touching story...lol...5s
Johnny D - May 20, 2005 - Report this comment
FYI, AFW, when I came by here, PLS had already posted his/her comment but no votes were posted. My 555 was the first vote on this parody.
Poppie - May 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks for voting for me, Johnny! I guess mine didn't register or something.
AFW - May 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks for votes, Alvin, and Johnny D.
Michael Pacholek - May 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Mark James wrote it for Elvis. He also wrote "Suspicious Minds" and "Moody Blue." He also did "Hooked On a Feeling," "The Eyes of a New York Woman" and "Everybody Loves a Rain Song" for B.J. Thomas, "One Hell of a Woman" for Mac Davis, and "It's Only Love" for Waylon Jennings & Jessi Colter (Mrs. Jennings).
Rick C - May 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Great job, AFW. I hate the lyrics to the OS. This is much better....555
AFW - May 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Michael and Rick C.
Dee Range - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Loved it. High 5's for the hog/tarp line alone. Don't know if even Shaq could haul this one.
AFW - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Dee

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