-> "JC Beatlefan #12(Played For All Time)"
Original Song Title:
"JC Superstar #12 (Damned For All Time)"
Parody Song Title:
"JC Beatlefan #12(Played For All Time)"
The Lyrics
JC SUPERSTAR PARODY-SONG #12
PLAYED FOR ALL TIME (Damned for All Time)
THE PRESS:
There's nasty rumors from the Apple company
Sometimes the fruit gets rotten and falls from the tree
The final straw is something they named "Abbey Road"
Every series has a final episode
They really have no thoughts about their rivalry
It's everything from Meet the Beatles/ Let it be
Great in their prime
Played for all time
They say that Ringo quit and George made "Wonderwall"
They overheard the screaming between John and Paul
The company is losing money from the greed
Anytime you call the lawyers people bleed
They really have no thoughts about the piracy
Of everything from Meet the Beatles/ Let it be
Great in their prime
Played for all time
We all think it's Yoko who is twisting John
Some say it is Linda making Paul her pawn
What will we do as critics if the Fabs are gone?
A music that's called "Disco" might just come along
They really have no thoughts about their legacy
Recorded therefrom Meet the Beatles/ Let it be
Great in their prime
Played for all time
EXEC #1:
Cut the infighting, forget the abuses
We want some new music, get in there and sing
EXEC #2:
We have the contracts, you signed over music
Hit after hit song, why break the string?
EXEC #1:
Another few singles won't go unrewarded
EXEC #2:
We'll promise, then threaten, like lawyers do
We just want the profits your music provides us
So many dependents
EXEC#1:
Since "Love Me Do"
JOHN LENNON:
You can kiss my white hiney!
EXEC#1:
So happy to do it, I'm puckering now
PAUL MCCARTNEY:
Lick my shoes till they're shiny!
EXEC#2
I'm sticking my tongue out, as big as a cow
EXEC#1:
Think of the things you can do all together
Give to a charity, give peace a chance
There are no big problems, only solutions
We'll do anything, so just open your
Open your, open your pants
JOHN LENNON:
In Liverpool, I started a small rock band
I end it now, in early 1970.....
FANS EVERYWHERE:
Good night Beatles
The end, Beatles
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