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Song Parodies -> "JC Beatlefan #12(Played For All Time)"

Original Song Title:

"JC Superstar #12 (Damned For All Time)"

Original Performer:

Webber/Rice

Parody Song Title:

"JC Beatlefan #12(Played For All Time)"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Moving down side 2 of "Jessy Criss, Beatlefan". More of the Beatles' legend.
JC SUPERSTAR PARODY-SONG #12

PLAYED FOR ALL TIME (Damned for All Time)

THE PRESS:

There's nasty rumors from the Apple company
Sometimes the fruit gets rotten and falls from the tree
The final straw is something they named "Abbey Road"
Every series has a final episode

They really have no thoughts about their rivalry
It's everything from Meet the Beatles/ Let it be
Great in their prime
Played for all time

They say that Ringo quit and George made "Wonderwall"
They overheard the screaming between John and Paul
The company is losing money from the greed
Anytime you call the lawyers people bleed

They really have no thoughts about the piracy
Of everything from Meet the Beatles/ Let it be
Great in their prime
Played for all time

We all think it's Yoko who is twisting John
Some say it is Linda making Paul her pawn
What will we do as critics if the Fabs are gone?
A music that's called "Disco" might just come along

They really have no thoughts about their legacy
Recorded therefrom Meet the Beatles/ Let it be
Great in their prime
Played for all time

EXEC #1:

Cut the infighting, forget the abuses
We want some new music, get in there and sing

EXEC #2:

We have the contracts, you signed over music
Hit after hit song, why break the string?

EXEC #1:

Another few singles won't go unrewarded

EXEC #2:

We'll promise, then threaten, like lawyers do
We just want the profits your music provides us
So many dependents

EXEC#1:

Since "Love Me Do"

JOHN LENNON:

You can kiss my white hiney!

EXEC#1:
So happy to do it, I'm puckering now

PAUL MCCARTNEY:

Lick my shoes till they're shiny!

EXEC#2
I'm sticking my tongue out, as big as a cow

EXEC#1:

Think of the things you can do all together
Give to a charity, give peace a chance
There are no big problems, only solutions
We'll do anything, so just open your
Open your, open your pants

JOHN LENNON:

In Liverpool, I started a small rock band
I end it now, in early 1970.....

FANS EVERYWHERE:

Good night Beatles
The end, Beatles
This is the end of side two of the record, and as far as I've gotten. I may go on with the solo careers and the legacy, but I'm too burnt out right now to think about it. I'll be taking a week off after this, so I wanted to leave on a high parody note.

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Johnny D - July 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Amen. Good morning! Good morning!
Agrimorfee - July 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Well. One does have to say, "Now what?" Whew! That side 4 is so frenetic and all...I do see King Herod's song to be exclusively about Ringo for some reason. I wonder what you can do with the "41 lashes"! You do have your work cut out for you, Rick. Don't be afraid to ask for help if you need it on the board. 555
Ravyn Rant - August 15, 2004 - Report this comment
I finally had the time to sit and absorb this from start to finish. I am in awe. You've rendered me speechless.
Rick D - August 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Ravyn. I did it as a personal challenge, not because I thought a lot of people would bother to wade through the whole opera. I really wanted to go the rest of the way, and I may someday, to finish the solo careers. I also realize you probably have to be in a certain age group to understand all the "history", unless you happen to be a young 60's music fan and have done your homework.
Agrimorfee - September 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Ok Rick...now...howzabout finishing up this masterpiece? :) (if you don't;;,,I might! :0)

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