JC SUPERSTAR PARODY-SONG #10

YOKO ONO:

Try a big blank wall, try on a grapefruit
Put a bag on your head, don't you see
Everything's all white, yes everything's art

JOHN LENNON:

And I think I shall drop out of sight
Let the band play without me tonight

YOKO ONO:

Screw those guys, screw those guys
Just forget and think numbers tonight.....


JC SUPERSTAR PARODY-SONG #11

I SURE LOVE THE WHITE ALBUM (I Don't Know How to Love Him)

JESSY CRISS:

I sure love the White Album
Many songs, what a bargain
Some are strange, yes, really strange
For the most, they rock, and they top my list
They really took a risk
I love the way the songs flow
All the animals together
It was planned, by the best band
And I've heard so many bands before
From records my dad plays
They always bore

Should I play "I'm Down"?
Maybe "Twist and Shout"?
Or "It's Only Love"? "Yesterday?" I doubt
But it all culminates in this
What's this "White" about?

It will make a ton of money
Stay at Billboard's top position
Number one- for many weeks
So great, so cool, unlike my school
That dump's full of fools
The Beatles rule

But it all culminates in this
What's this "White" about?

Yes, if they ever broke up
I'd be lost, I'd be frightened
I couldn't deal, nothing is real
I'd give up rock, a mental block
I love what this group gives
For them I live
For them I live