Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "JC Beatlefan #9 (The Apple)"

Original Song Title:

"JC Superstar #9 (The Temple)"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"JC Beatlefan #9 (The Apple)"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Moving down side 2 of "Jessy Criss, Beatlefan". More of the Beatles' legend.

THE APPLE (The Temple)


Roll on up for the myst'ry tour
See the film by your fave fab four
Buy your ticket although it sucks
Get the album, it's worth the bucks
Roll on up for the myst'ry tour
See the film by your fave fab four
Buy your ticket although it sucks
Get the album, it's worth the bucks
They need bread for this Apple thing
Their careers are sure burning fast
Selling clothes at a hip boutique
Hurry now cause they may not last


This "Apple" should be a place of love
But you have made off with all our stuff
Get back! Get back!

Our time is almost done
Boy, we had some fun
After all we played for eight years
Seems like thirty
Seems like thirty


John, can we get an interview?
Tell us all 'bout the next big song
Are you still having words with Paul?
Do you think that the Pope is wrong?
What is the meaning of "Lucy"?
Who is this little artist Jap?
Are you promoting L.S.D.
Do you think Ringo is full of crap?
Will you talk? Won't you tell us, John?
Where's your wife and your poor son, John?
Tell us about Maharishi, John
We know you think he's a con


There's too many of you, don't ask me!
There's too little of me, don't hound me!
Screw yourselves!

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 

In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.

Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   1

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Johnny D - July 16, 2004 - Report this comment
I can see where this is all heading.....I hope there'll be some kind of resurrection-event!
Tim K. - July 18, 2004 - Report this comment
I loved the ending. I had the original going in the background, as I was going through your lyrics and I can almost picture the media crowding Lennon and hounding him for questions as he moans and groans about the whole thing. Excellent! 555

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 1085