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Song Parodies -> "JC Beatlefan #4 (Everyone's Uptight)"

Original Song Title:

"JC Superstar #4 (Everything's Alright)"

Original Performer:

Webber/Rice

Parody Song Title:

"JC Beatlefan #4 (Everyone's Uptight)"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

These are the next songs in my 1/2 musical parody of "Jesus Christ, Superstar" Now called "Jessy Criss, Beatle Fan" (Thanks Agri) Once again, POV jumps around
JC SUPERSTAR PARODY-SONG #4

EVERYONE'S UPTIGHT (Everything's alright)

JESSE'S MOM:

Try not to get angry, try not to turn on the radio and T.V.,
Don't you know
Everyone's uptight, yes, everyone's mad
For the Beatles were on Ed last night
And no teenagers went out last night
And they sang, and they sang
Rock and Roll on the T.V last night

VOICES IN MOM'S HEAD:

Everyone's uptight, yes, everyone's uptight, yes

JESSY'S MOM:

Media blitzkrieg, getting so darn big
Just four guys playing three chords
Now it seems
Everyone's uptight, yes, everyone's nuts
But those British lads seemed so sweet
And that new music had such a beat
And they sang, and they sang
Rock and Roll on the T.V last night

VOICES IN MOM'S HEAD:

Everyone's uptight, yes, everyone's uptight, yes

JESSY'S DAD:

Wife, you don't know music! That band was just awful!
Sounded like loud horny cats!
There was no real lyric, just drums and three guitars
Who wants to listen to all of that?
Wasn't good old country, wasn't a good big band
Give me some of that Dixieland.....

JESSE'S MOM:

Try not to get angry, try not to turn on the radio and T.V.,
Don't you know
Everyone's uptight, yes, everyone's mad
For the Beatles were on Ed last night
And no teenagers went out last night
And they sang, and they sang
Rock and Roll on the T.V last night

VOICES IN MOM'S HEAD:

Everyone's uptight, yes, everyone's uptight, yes

JESSY'S DAD:

Surely you're not saying they had any talent?
These kids know something we don't?
There will be rock always? More bands will be coming?
I can't believe it, I won't!
Think of Benny Goodman!
Think of Arthur Godfrey!
They'll be here when that Rock and Roll music is gone!

JESSY'S MOM:

Media blitzkrieg, getting so darn big
For just four guys playing three chords
Now it seems
Everyone's uptight, yes, everyone's nuts
But those British lads seemed so sweet
And that new music had such a beat
And they sang, and they sang
Rock and Roll on the T.V last night

VOICES IN MOM'S HEAD:

Everyone's uptight, yes, everyone's uptight, yes

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Johnny D - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Everything's Alright with this parody.
Paul (aka Lee Oh Jay-Z) - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, I'm up to 12 chords now -- even a couple diminished 7ths. But this is great.
John Barry - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment
These are bringing back my childhood.
Leo Jay - July 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Very cool.

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