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Song Parodies -> "Phat Hee Don't You Wok the Cat"

Original Song Title:

"Daddy Don't You Walk So Fast"

Original Performer:

Wayne Newton

Parody Song Title:

"Phat Hee Don't You Wok the Cat"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

I loved to eat at Oriental diners
Till I met the dude who chefed at Phat's Chinese
Quite thrifty in his buying
Said he spurned the markets stalls
And did a lotta hunting after feee-line things...

Phat Hee don't you wok the cat
Phat Hee don't you wok the cat
Phat Hee, roast not tom
Just to make egg foo yung
Phat Hee don't you wok the cat

Tho' I'll cook a hart or skil-let river otters
Want no tabby spread among the moo gai pan
Please no chow mein meowing
No mass cleaving mog for food
A furry mound and hairball sauce again

More bro-ccoli!

Phat Hee don't you wok the cat
My tortie's fried!
Phat Hee don't you wok the cat
Phat Hee, roast not tom
Just to make egg foo yung
Phat Hee don't you wok the cat

Oh quickly give me sake or tea water!
I'm just scared I dined on Abyssinian
Add nice and tart chop mewy
With a Russian Blue sauce, mild
I'm chewin' MSG won tom again

Stir-fry a pet!

Phat Hee don't you wok the cat
My tortie's fried!
Phat Hee don't you wok the cat
Phat Hee, roast not tom
Just to make egg foo yung
Phat Hee don't you wok the cat

(repeat until next hour when you are hungry again)

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Kristof Robertson - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Chop mewy and won tom...loved it! 555
alvin rhodes - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
roast no tom just to make egg foo yung..classic...lol....5s plus
Dee Range - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
LMAO! Lots of funny lines here. Super high 5's
Red Ant - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL, 5s Merry & Pippin.
John Barry - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
I started laughing as soon as I saw the title!
Paul Robinson - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
HEY, Wait a minute, Guys...A PARODY is supposed to REPLACE the OS lyrics, but these...OH...WAIT...you mean these AREN'T the OS lyrics??? That's what I thought he was singing all these years...well, never mind, then...uhh...My Bad...Uhh...I give this gets "5's" then ~ ~ ~
Meriadoc - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you everyone!
Phil Alexander - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but loved the title. And the rest's not bad, either ;-)
AFW - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Too phunny...three phives...
Stuart McArthur - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
one of the most delicious contrived parodies and titles I've read, M and P - but with a name like Phat Hee, your crticism of his menu is the least of his problems - 555
mandamoo - June 08, 2005 - Report this comment
This is just HILARIOUS guys !!! A MAJOR improvement to one sappy song ! So....why is it, that you always feel hungry an hour after eating Chinese....???
Jonathan C. - June 08, 2005 - Report this comment
The funniest song in quite awhile! (Sorry, others) Keep it up, please! And watch out for those cat hairs the next time you eat Chinese. :D
Meriadoc - June 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks again everyone!

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