hey why don't you move?
lying on the couch
eating marshmallows
more candy in your pouch
laughing at the simpsons
lying and a-farting
in the dirty living room
oh, but that is truly you
my round thighed girl
you my, round thighed girl

whatever happened
to days when we'd go
outside and do things
but now you move too slow
lying on the couch and eating
inexplicable stains on the wall
lying and a-farting
oh, but that is only you
my round thighed girl
you my, round thighed girl

do you remember when
we did some things?

sha lalalalalalalalalalala (etc)

so fat, you blew up one day
now that i'm all on my own
cleaned you up the other day
my, it took long
try not to remember you alive
i get overcome thinking bout it
lying and a-farting hey hey
out in the cemetary with you
my round thighed girl
you my round thighed girl

do you remember when
we did some things?
sha lalalalalalalala (etc)
(tight fit tight fit tight fit tight fit)