Song Parodies -> Its Too Much Lipstick
| Original Song Title: | "Into The Mystic" |
| Original Performer: | Van Morrison |
| Parody Song Title: | "Its Too Much Lipstick" |
| Parody Written by: | Alvin Rhodes |
she got groomed before we went
but that stunt was overdone
i said, "wait a minute, hon...
that's too much lipstick"
man, you should have heard her cry
angrily, she starts to fry
turned to me and said, "hey, guy...
ain't too much lipstick"
and when that woman blows
she makes life hell at home
and when that woman blows
don't want to hear it
i tell ya, i fear it
yeah, i guess i shoulda shut my hole
just be laid back and keep my self control
but foolish ol' me just let her know
"its too much lipstick"
and when that woman blows
she makes life hell at home
and when that woman blows
don't want to hear it
i tell ya, i fear it
and that's when she socked this poor ol' soul
fist reared way back and then it took its toll
i'm resentful as she crows
"ain't too much lipstick"
back off, girl !
but that stunt was overdone
i said, "wait a minute, hon...
that's too much lipstick"
man, you should have heard her cry
angrily, she starts to fry
turned to me and said, "hey, guy...
ain't too much lipstick"
and when that woman blows
she makes life hell at home
and when that woman blows
don't want to hear it
i tell ya, i fear it
yeah, i guess i shoulda shut my hole
just be laid back and keep my self control
but foolish ol' me just let her know
"its too much lipstick"
and when that woman blows
she makes life hell at home
and when that woman blows
don't want to hear it
i tell ya, i fear it
and that's when she socked this poor ol' soul
fist reared way back and then it took its toll
i'm resentful as she crows
"ain't too much lipstick"
back off, girl !
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I love a good tale with a moral.
thanks john
Best to always say it's perfect. Too much & "are you saying I look like a painted whore". Too little & "are you saying I'm plain and need to doll myself up". And if you don't comment it's "if you cared about this relationship..."
thanks andy...yep, you got it...the same with "does this make me look fat ?"
I was quite entertained when I red this
thanks AFW
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