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Song Parodies -> "Wild Night"

Original Song Title:

"Wild Night"

Original Performer:

Van Morrison

Parody Song Title:

"Wild Night"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

as you're crushed and bruised
and slammed into the mirror
someone pulls your hair
and grabs this way and that
and you're rocked and beat
dyin' to dismember
its a wild fracas
goin' on forever

and everything is trashed, complete
people flyin' out in the street
quite a few knocked off their feet
and some are cryin'...dyin'
ooh-wee
a wild night...for brawlin'

and then some squirrel walks by
says things 'bout my mother
and my fist does a boogie-woogie
on the skyline of his teeth
and he deeply passive lies
and stares in quiet wonder
then i feel a headlock
i must tear asunder

and everything is trashed, complete
people flyin' out in the street
quite a few knocked off their feet
and some are cryin'...dyin'
ooh-wee
a wild night...for brawlin'

a wild night...for brawlin
a wild night...for brawlin'
someone ripped my pants
said i asked their girl to dance
said i never glanced
took 'em out...to end their rants

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John Barry - August 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Fightin' fives.
Ravyn Rant - August 22, 2006 - Report this comment
"And my fist does a boogie-woogie on the skyline of his teeth" is an excellent line, I hope to find a reason to use it in casual conversation some day. 555
alvin rhodes - August 22, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks john and ravyn (hope ya get your chance...lol)
AFW - August 22, 2006 - Report this comment
This is a wild parody...I too, like that "Skyline of the teeth" line
alvin rhodes - August 22, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks AFW
PMS - August 22, 2006 - Report this comment
"And some squirell walks by, says things bout my mother"... LOL
TJC - August 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Van would love it! Ditto PMS on the sqiurell line...
alvin rhodes - August 23, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks PMS and TJC
Meriadoc - August 23, 2006 - Report this comment
You should write more parodies - then you wouldn't have time to get into trouble... ;-) Agree with those above about the best lines.

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