well its a ludicrous night for a barndance
with a bar in the loft, improvised
a calamitous fight ?...there's a good chance
with the bluster of unsober guys

and all the creeps in a heap will be brawling
so it sounds like a big rodeo
you can't hear what the caller is calling
'stead of arm swings, i might do-si-do

you know the...night's manic
men and women...are crushed
you know the raw moonshine
makes their minds...turn to mush

can i withstand one more barndance with you..my love ?
cause i just fake this cowboy stance with you...my love

though i planned to get snug with you tonight
i can't take all this horde that has come
and i know that in time, i will feel fright
and straight out of this barn, i will run

and when those banjos start up their wailing
i am sure i'll go mad from the drone
there and then, all my fears will come true, dear
there and then, it is hell i'll have known

and every time...i...bump you
your beer..sloshes and flies
and i know...how much you...love your draft...kept inside

can i withstand one more barndance with you..my love ?
cause i just fake this cowboy stance with you...my love

one more barndance with you
as the goons fight
what a rural sight
ha ha ha ha ha
as the goons fight
on a manic night
can i withstand one more barndance with you...my love ?