Song Parodies -> Brown-Nosed Girl

Original Song Title:	"Brown-Eyed Girl"
Original Performer:	Van Morrison

Parody Song Title:	"Brown-Nosed Girl"
Parody Written by:	Leola Jayne Schwartz

Morning, dear teacher! I'll clean the blackboard...
Tattling on cheaters... is its own reward...
Raising both my hands up so high -- always got the answers...
And by now I know you know why: I'll say with candor... that I'm...
A brown-nosed girl
I'm your brown-nosed girl

Hello, professor! You need a new T.A.?
I learn some new lesson with each new pithy thing you say!
I re-read your dissertation, and I was really blown away!
My admiration grows with every passing day... cause I'm...
Your brown-nosed girl
I'm your brown-nosed girl

How do I go through life? Just kissing butt:
Mwah-mwah! mwah! mwah! mwah! mwah-mwah! mwah-mwah-mwah! mwah-mwah! mwah-mwah!

How do I make my way out in the world on my own?
With whom should I ingratiate... myself at work and home...
Can't I re-enroll and study -- maybe I'll get another degree...
I don't need study buddies when I can get on my knees*... it's true...
This brown-nosed girl
I'm a brown-nosed girl!

How do I go through life? Just kissing butt:
Mwah-mwah! mwah! mwah! mwah! mwah-mwah! mwah-mwah-mwah! mwah-mwah! mwah-mwah!

*to KISS BUTT, you dirty birdies...

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Kristofette Robertson - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment

Lovely work Leo..la Jay..ne..you've obviously had some experience! 555

Leola - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment

A girl does what she has to...

Arwen - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment

Seriously, Dude...er...Dude-ette? You ROCK! Excellent...5s!!

Ashkicksass - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment

Whatever Leo, you don't have to get on your knees to kiss butt. You can just bend over. 15 times.

mac - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment

Well done.

Van - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment

Good parody, but the original's from the 60s. It was a Top Ten hit in 1967.

Leola - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment

Thank you everyone!
Ashley: I have a bad back.
Van: My bad -- sorry to be so sloppy; there are enough mis-filed tunes on this site.

Guy - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment

Well done parody and I have seen the type.

Paul Robinson - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment

Leola, you've got a fine touch. 5's...I haven't been around too much lately so I hadn't seen any of your stuff. I'll be looking back a bit later to see what's there.

Arwen - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment

Don't be fooled, Mr. Robinson...you've seen more of it than you think...

Billy Florio - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment

Very nice

Peregrin - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment

V Good. I think Johhny D is starting to influence other writers here!

Paul Robinson - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment

Arwen - wouldn't be the first time, I'm SO gullible sometimes.

Johnny D - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment

Exxxcellent, exxxcellent! My CUNNING PLAN for influencing other writers to employ cunning linguistics is working! Exxxcellent! Oh yes, Smithers, give the good man his fives! Exxxcellent, exxxcellent!

Simone und Garfinkelstein - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment

No, don't be fooled Mr. Robinson:
you've read L.J.S. more than you know...
wo-wo-wo...
Oh yes, it's true, Mr. Robinson,
L.J.S. is one to likes to play...
hey, hey, hey...
hey, hey, hey...

Spaff.com - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment

Mwah-mwah!

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Song Parodies -> Brown-Nosed Girl

"Brown-Eyed Girl"

Van Morrison

"Brown-Nosed Girl"

Leola Jayne Schwartz

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