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Song Parodies -> "Roll The Dice / The Smear"

Original Song Title:

"Paradise / The Spell"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Uriah Heep

Parody Song Title:

"Roll The Dice / The Smear"

Parody Written by:

Arch Vile

The Lyrics

I consider this the B side song for Tulsi's Runnin' Outta Time by Jonathan Spurlock. This is more of an endeavor when I first looked at it. However, with all the instrumentals involved, it made it easier to fit the mood. In case you're wondering, Mike Gabbard is Tulsi's Dad, Abraham Williams is Tulsi Gabbard's current husband. My timelines might be a bit off, but I got this information from Hard Lens Media which keeps telling me that Tulsi Gabbard was considered the replacement leader of the DNC. Btw, the run-time on the OS is 12:45.
(Intro)

(Tulsi Gabbard)
Go surfing the waves
And laying wreaths around those graves
At this island there are few shockwaves
Hawaii I’m taves*

(Mike Gabbard)
With your trials in the, desert sands
From the ennndless fights, ruining huuuuuman rights
But there’s morrrrre in store for you

(Abraham Williams)
You’ve helped in many ways
Before we wed you always had, my praise
But at this time, Congress you passed this phase
Ready to lead

(Mike Gabbard)
Medals won from the, desert sands
Activelyyyyyyy serving
Join some Commmmitees
With a Deeeeeeeeeee beside your name

(At DNC HQ 2014-15 various member chatter)
Debbie’s done. Who now will run?
To lead the DNC
Ellison or Tom Perez
What about Tulsi?

Centrist thoughts on policy
Will make our members grow
Fall in line with what we say
You’re red if you say no^

Think about our secret funds
If you can pay the price
Some of us don’t think the same
It’s time to roll the dice

Debbie’s done. Who now will run?
To lead the DNC
Ellison or Tom Perez
What about Tulsi?

Centrist thoughts on policy
Will make our members grow
Fall in line with what we say
You’re red if you say no

Think about our secret funds
If you can pay the price
Some of us don’t think the same
It’s time to roll the dice

Debbie’s done. Who now will run?
To lead the DNC
Ellison or Tom Perez
What about Tulsi?

(Fade out of Paradise)
(Song Transition to The Spell)

(Hillary Clinton 2016-17)
What do we have here? Why are you not stumping?
Everyone’s on board, to deal with this Trump thing
Dealing with me you can’t abide,
Staying put on Sanders side,
Take our view and turn it socialist
Now I’m really pissed

(Tulsi Gabbard)
You may have been Obama’s state>
But Benghazi was not (that) great
And there are places you should have campaigned

(Hillary Clinton 2019)
I will spread a smear, for everyone to hear
In the next election, you will face rejection

(Andrew Yang)**
I know for a fact, she does not have tact
Clinton only wants to sell her book

(Bernie Sanders)
In this revolution, a brand new bold solution
Our party should not support a crook

(EPIC INSTRUMENTAL albeit a bit long)

(Tulsi Gabbard)
But when the duuuust, has settled
And Russia haaaaas, not mettled
You’ll understand, about your fail
So she won’t join, the campaign trail
You will not win.

(Another Instrumental)

(Hillary Clinton)
You cannot maaaaake, me fickle
I see hammerrrrrr, and sickle
In recent polls, not high enough
Domestically, she don’t know her stuff
You will not win.

(Mainstream Media)
We have heard it all, this sounds so defeatist
It’s not about Trump, since we’re all elitist
Repeat lines we guarantee
We decide reality
Nominees do not appeal to ussss

(Sidebar Denouement)
If you are hit with a smear
There is no reason to show fear
It’s not an issue voters care about

(American Public)
This is not a win, hearing from this, news spin
We have an open mind
In our daily life
Policy just wins the night
See what happens in twenty twenty.
* = Taves is a Latin word meaning Great. ^ = In this instance, red implies Republican not a Russian agent. I don't know what gets talked about in the DNC. > = Hillary Clinton being the Secretary of State, but did not make any moves to get troops out of endless wars. ** = I thought it was worth noting that Andrew Yang and Bernie Sanders came out in support of Tulsi, using their verbage. I'm beat tired after writing this, but I think I'm going to stick with Uriah Heep. They have a large collection of songs even though the band composition has changed over their career.

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austere religious scholar - October 28, 2019 - Report this comment
Tulsi was one of the Russian oligarchs that worked with Trump to spook al-Baghdadi.

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