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Song Parodies -> "John Antifa Must Fry"

Original Song Title:

"John Barleycorn Must Die"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Traffic

Parody Song Title:

"John Antifa Must Fry"

Parody Written by:

Callmelennie

The Lyrics

This is an ode to the efforts of a group of geeks at 4chan to track down and find an masked Antifa member who came out of a crowd at a Berzerkeley rally and lacerated the scalp of Sean Stiles with a bike lock. In five days they had ID-ed this perp as Eric Clanton, an instructor at Diablo Valley College near Oakland
There were three men came out of the web
A 4chan 4 to try
And these three men made a solemn vow
John Antifa must fry
They plugged, they searched, they narrowed him down
Threw light upon this clown
Now these three men take a solemn bow
John Antifa was found

They vetted this guy for a very long time
Till in place the pieces did fall
How little Sir Prog sucker-punched a head
And so disgraced them all
They checked his face in a detailed way
Till a composite could be drawn
And little Sir Prog's grown a goatee beard
And showed he's Antifan

They hired men with the minds so sharp
To note the ratios facially*
They scrolled, analyzed him for five days
Observing tilts most nasally*
They hired men with the autist bent
To Google him near and far
And the Leafer* he has served him worse than that
For he's found this Antif#ck

They stalked him around and around the web
Until they came unto a prof
And there they made a raucous boast
"We have found John Antifa"
They hired men with the nasty wit
To troll his "Rate Me" app
And The Autist he has served him worse than that
For he's found his OK Cupid crap

And Little Sir Prog with his dark black hood
And his bike lock in his hand
And Little Sir Prog with his light brown beard
Proved he was a craven man
The Cunts-man he cant take cheap shots
Nor so loudly to blow queef-ah
And the speakers they can voice both thesis and thoughts
Without a little Antifa



The 4channers went as far as computing the angle of upturn between the perp's nose and his lip, not to mention the distance between the bridge of the nose and the eyebrows. They also managed to peg his height using a picture of him standing next to a girl holding a cup of Starbuck's coffee. .... Someone who went by the name of Leaf found Clanton's profile at Diablo Valley College. Other "4channers' joked about Leaf's autistic tendencies

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Callmelennie - May 18, 2017 - Report this comment
Most people here wont recognize the OS, as it came out in 1970 and was never a huge hit. The OS is a reworking of a clever 17th Century English folk song. John Barleycorn is the personification of a barley crop, and the song takes the details of harvesting barley and makes it seems as if a trio of men are brutally murdering a man named John Barleycorn. And, in the last stanza, John Barleycorn gets the best of his "tormentors" by turning them into drunks and alchoholics -- "The Huntsman, he cant hunt the fox or so loudly to blow his horn." ..... The song is sung like a funeral dirge and has this haunting flute accompaniment; surely one of the great exemplars of Early Seventies flute-rock ;)
Rob Arndt - May 18, 2017 - Report this comment
CML, good for you reporting this. 555! Isn't it funny how the liberal Left now dresses as ninjas, wears masks, carry black flags, and try to beat people with skateboards, bicycle locks, sign holders and shove dumpsters into crowds? I thought they were the "peace-loving" type! Thank God for Based Stickman and the Trump crews.
Watch this - May 18, 2017 - Report this comment
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CML - May 18, 2017 - Report this comment
They do worse than that. They throw bottles and M-80's and even place M-80's and quarter sticks of dynamite inside bottles to send shards of glass everywhere

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