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Song Parodies -> "Denim Long Skirt-Wearing Boy"

Original Song Title:

"The Low Spark Of High Heeled Boys"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Traffic

Parody Song Title:

"Denim Long Skirt-Wearing Boy"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

If you see someone in somethin' wrong
Mistaken for weird-looking long pants
You don't even do that usually just then
Even some girls couldn't stand a chance
don't worry too much, it'll happen to you
Such a person you couldn't annoy
And the only person I was looking at is
A denim long skirt-wearing boy

Hall monitors are popping out of lockers
Trying to catch that guy out of hand
Can the boy in the denim long skirt must run?
He'll be running as fast as he can
If the hall monitors run faster than him
That guy they are chasing was very coy
Though he wasn't the beast that scared me, he's still
A denim long skirt-wearing boy

If you had just a minute to breathe
But not standing that weird-looking guy
You would hide from him when he's distracting you
Everytime he's in your sights
You worry too much, it'll happen to you
As long as your feeling's rejoiced
And the only person you should not talk to is
A denim long skirt-wearing boy

Hall monitors are popping out of restrooms
Trying to catch that dude out of hand
Can the boy in the denim long skirt escape?
Now he must run as fast as he can
If the hall monitors chase faster on him
That guy who dressed weird was very coy
Though he wasn't the beast that scared me, he's still
A denim long skirt-wearing boy... that's a boy

If I tell you everything about him
Will he just attempt to return?
Would you notice that's strange when it bothers you?
You may just step aside
And you won't be losing your prejudice and pride
Your spirit is something that few will annoy
And the only person I was looking at is
A denim long skirt-wearing boy, that boy

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