-> "Pull Three Times"
Original Song Title:
"Knock Three Times"
Parody Song Title:
"Pull Three Times"
The Lyrics
PULL THREE TIMES
Hey girl, need you foolin' round there
Under the sheets every night something wants intervention
It could use a little teasin'
It don't really need a reason
Sometimes the fire makes something desire
Attention
Oh, my darling!
Pull three times on my member if you want it
Two hundred times
If the answer is no.....
Oh, my sweetness
(bang bang bang)
Means you'll beat me with a handout
Grease on the pipe
Means you ain't gonna blow
If you look in my pocket tonight
You'll see the list of the things that you asked me to do
See how many times I did chores
How I scrubbed down and washed floors
While you sat there streamin' Netflix and binged watching "The View"
Oh, my darling!
Pull three times on my member if you want it
Two hundred times
If the answer is no.....
Oh, my sweetness
(bang bang bang)
Means you'll beat me with a handout
Grease on the pipe
Means you ain't gonna blow
(Solo, as usual)
I can tell you fake that snoring
Man, our love life's getting boring
One more refusal, and I will just lose'all
Distention....
Oh, my darling!
Pull three times on my member if you want it
Two hundred times
If the answer is no.....
Oh, my sweetness
(bang bang bang)
Means you'll beat me with your handout
Stop all the gripe!
Means you ain't gonna blow
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