Song Parodies -> I Want to be Given All of My Coke Free
| Original Song Title: | "Tie a Yellow Ribbon 'Round the Old Oak Tree" |
| Original Performer: | Tony Orlando and Dawn |
| Parody Song Title: | "I Want to be Given All of My Coke Free" |
| Parody Written by: | Merry & Pippin |
Dedicated to Jonathan C., the Pepsi fanatic....
A letter wrote - ago some time
To the Coke executives and I did sign
If they received my letter wonder what they make of me?
I told them just what to do
How to guarantee
They can placate me
Whoa, I want to be given all of my coke free
Drinkin' it for years
I think they owe me (they owe me)
If they don't end up givin' me that ole Coke free
I'll say it's unjust
Curse and I'll cuss
Chuck a huge wobbly
But you won't see me drinkin' from a can of crap Pepsi
Coke comp'ny please be a dears
I've been drivin' their share prices up for years
The price has really risen
And it's out of range for me
I simply need supply of Coke provided to me free
I wrote and called them thieves!
Whoa, I want to be given all of my coke free
Drinkin' it for years
I think they owe me (they owe me)
If they don't end up givin' me that ole Coke free
I'll say it's unjust
Curse and I'll cuss
Chuck a huge wobbly
But you won't see me drinkin' from a can of crap Pepsi
Now their answer I was fearin'
But I can't believe received
A big restraining order from the Coke company!
I'm drinkin' Coke, mmm, mmm
Want 'em givin' all of my coke free
Want 'em givin' all of my coke free
Want 'em givin' all of my coke free
Want 'em givin' all of my coke free
Want 'em givin' all of my coke free
Want 'em givin' all of my coke free
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To the Coke executives and I did sign
If they received my letter wonder what they make of me?
I told them just what to do
How to guarantee
They can placate me
Whoa, I want to be given all of my coke free
Drinkin' it for years
I think they owe me (they owe me)
If they don't end up givin' me that ole Coke free
I'll say it's unjust
Curse and I'll cuss
Chuck a huge wobbly
But you won't see me drinkin' from a can of crap Pepsi
Coke comp'ny please be a dears
I've been drivin' their share prices up for years
The price has really risen
And it's out of range for me
I simply need supply of Coke provided to me free
I wrote and called them thieves!
Whoa, I want to be given all of my coke free
Drinkin' it for years
I think they owe me (they owe me)
If they don't end up givin' me that ole Coke free
I'll say it's unjust
Curse and I'll cuss
Chuck a huge wobbly
But you won't see me drinkin' from a can of crap Pepsi
Now their answer I was fearin'
But I can't believe received
A big restraining order from the Coke company!
I'm drinkin' Coke, mmm, mmm
Want 'em givin' all of my coke free
Want 'em givin' all of my coke free
Want 'em givin' all of my coke free
Want 'em givin' all of my coke free
Want 'em givin' all of my coke free
Want 'em givin' all of my coke free
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Had no idea you two were coke fiends. Nice job.
Not bad for a couple of Coke-heads.:-D I still wouldn't drink Coke if they gave me a case every month for the rest of my life. Pepsi still rules!!
Nothing better than the real thing I say ! Love it ! : )
Jonathon, if they give you a case every month, you know what to do....
Claude, let me assure you, I was very serious!
I say, "To each his own". Me, I'll take the high road. ;-)
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