-> "The Democrat Senator Who Hated Catholics"
Original Song Title:
"The Man Who Hated Freckles"
Parody Song Title:
"The Democrat Senator Who Hated Catholics"
If I live forever I will not forget
The woman who hated Catholics that I met.
She was absolute about it, she hated them like heck.
She said I hate them folks with crosses on their necks.
“I can't stand them wearing crosses”, she said with spite.
“They're tearing down our reproductive rights!
If you let them, they’ll multiply like ants,
And they'll steal your hard-earned freedoms if they ever get a chance.”
Oh, she hated every Catholic that he saw.
She said they should be cancelled by the law.
They oughta be the first ones we deport!
She said, “Would you want one on the highest court?”
She said “I hate them folks with crosses” in her sleep.
“They all hate gays and their houses ain't too neat.”
She said this to her rich, connected friends,
Who ran them Catholic folks out of the
The neighborhood they were in.
Well, she'd see a Catholic judge and she’d cuss.
Said their dogma speaks much too loud to us.
We wouldn't have the hatred that we see
If it wasn't for that stupid K of C!
But the woman who hated freckles had some friends,
in the party that started the Ku Klux Klan.
The woman who hated freckles may be sick,
But as far as I'm concerned she is a stupid, snobby ....
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