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Song Parodies -> "I Like Cats"

Original Song Title:

"I Like Beer"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Tom T. Hall

Parody Song Title:

"I Like Cats"

Parody Written by:

Michael McVey

The Lyrics

In some of my songs I have casually mentioned
The fact that I really like cats.
This little song is more to the point,
So get out the catnip and ready your laps!

I like cats, They really are my best buddies.
I like cats, They purr on my lap,
And they don't come in all wet and muddy (they don't get muddy).
Fish smell like yuck, and dogs bark too much, and my wife is dead scared of rats.
This little refrain might help to explain, as a matter of fact, I like cats. (He likes cats!)

My neighbor, he frowns when my cats walk around,
You can see his big face turn rose red.
He's keeping snakes, yet he says, "Goodness sakes,
You must be messed up in the head!"

I like cats, They really are my best buddies.
I like cats, They purr on my lap,
And they don't come in all wet and muddy (they don't get muddy).
Fish smell like yuck, and dogs bark too much, and my wife is dead scared of rats.
This little refrain might help to explain, as a matter of fact, I like cats. (He likes cats!)

Last night I dreamed I was in Paradise,
It was warm, so I didn't need mittens.
Wherever I looked, there were all kinds of cats,
Then they turned 'em all into kittens! (Awwww......)

I like cats, They really are my best buddies.
I like cats, They purr on my lap,
And they don't come in all wet and muddy (they don't get muddy).
Fish smell like yuck, and dogs bark too much, and my wife is dead scared of rats.
Aw, this little refrain might help to explain, as a matter of fact, I love cats.
(Yes, he... likes... CAAAAAATS!)

©2006 Michael W. McVey

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Susanna Viljanen - December 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Meow! 555
2Eagle - December 05, 2006 - Report this comment
My sentiments exactly. Who can resist those soft, purring balls of fluff?

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