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Song Parodies -> "(You Don't Want To Dress Like) Hillary"

Original Song Title:

"Refugee"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers

Parody Song Title:

"(You Don't Want To Dress Like) Hillary"

Parody Written by:

Poli-tick-ly Incorrect

The Lyrics

This parody is about Sir Rodham Hillary, the darling secretary of state and her mannish attire. If you want to have style, than you don't want to dress like Hillary!
You bet, most people know it
But they don't talk too much about it
Yeah, ain't no real big secret, she got a strap-on
Underneath that pant suit
Funny, it don't matter if Bill is first lady
Dems believe when the Clintons deceive
I say, you don't want to dress like Hillary
(Don't want to dress like Hillary)

Sometime, somewhere, Billy
Must have fooled around some
Hillary was seldom laid
And now she looks so handsome
Hillary, you look like a dude to me, baby
Sir Rodham don't have no pussy
So, you don't want to dress like Hillary
(Don't want to dress like Hillary)
Oh no, you don't want to dress like Hillary
(Don't want to dress like Hillary)

OK, maybe she ain't the worst
I'm sure her vibrator needs a new battery
Do her balls seem real to you?
She wears a suit and a man's hair-do

Sometime, somewhere, Hillary
Was known as Mr. Rodham
Who knows whether you should call her
Sir Rodham Hillary, or simply "madam"?
Hillary, you look like a dude to me, baby
Sir Rodham don't have no pussy
So you don't want to dress like Hillary
(Don't want to dress like Hillary)
Oh no, you don't want to dress like Hillary
(Don't want to dress like Hillary)
Oh no, you don't want to dress like Hillary
(Don't want to dress like Hillary)




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Christie Marie M - October 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Damn right I don't want to dress like Hillary! LOL!! I want to dress my own way!
Andria - October 08, 2009 - Report this comment
I don't want to dress like Hillary Clinton either. Second-hand clothing and stuff from Wal-Mart, Target, Kohls, etc. works best for me. And about the parody, I realize that Hillary's wardrobe is a bit too mannish for a straight woman to wear, but I don't agree that she is gay or that she was originally a man. If Hillary Rodham Clinton is a transgender, then how do we explain the existence of Chelsea Clniton? 4-1-3.
Andria - October 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Oops... I meant "Clinton", not "Clniton".
@ Andria - October 08, 2009 - Report this comment
She's the love-child of Bill and Monica Lewinsky.

Andria @ ??? - October 09, 2009 - Report this comment
To whoever wrote the comment above directed at me, I don't think Bill and Monica knew each other in when Chelsea was conceived.
LadyenTranced - October 09, 2009 - Report this comment
oh, wouldn't it be "Schreiberly " . . . oh, ~LIEV~ that voice, C'est tres MANifique , MonSeur ! . . . . packin' barretta on his thigh so fine, Secure he be, and loverly !!
tim reeder - October 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Funny as hell! I'll forgive the slight ly clumsy pacing in places...
Old Man Ribber - October 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Be careful, or she may name you as the defendant in a pants "suit"! ;D
unKnownVotrix - October 13, 2009 - Report this comment
~ Victor to Vilma ~
Poli-tick-ly Incorrect - October 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks to everyone who liked my parody! Yeah, I guess most people would agree that Secretary Clinton is one hormone treatment away from looking like Karl Marx, but then again, she doesn't really need a beard to be a Marxist, just some peachfuzz and a bright orange pant suit!

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