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Song Parodies -> "Here Comes My Girl (Climactic Version)"

Original Song Title:

"Here Comes My Girl"

Original Performer:

Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers

Parody Song Title:

"Here Comes My Girl (Climactic Version)"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

the ballad of a hard workin' man
You know sometimes, I don't know why,
But this routine just seems so hopeless
I ain't really sure, but it seems I remember the good times
Were just a little bit more... in coitus
But when she puts her legs around me
I can... somehow... rise above it
Yeah man, when I got that little girl saddled right up inside
You know... We can tell the whole wide world
And shout it... Hey!

Here comes my girl
Here comes my girl
Yeah, she feels so tight
She broke my hip tonight

Everytime I go down at the end of the day I have to stop
And ask myself what I'm doing
It just seems so useless to have to lick so hard
And nothing ever really seem to come from it
And then she grabs me with her thighs
And says, "I can't last forever,"
Man, I got to say I've come to doubt it
Oh, but it just feels so good when she screams and I sigh
I know, I ain't never gonna strain myself to spout it... Hey!


Watch your eye

Yeah, everytime it seems like ain't lovin' left no more
I find myself having to reach down and grab hold of something
Yeah, I just stretch myself, blundering, shaking, fondling
With some silly little thing that don't add up to nothing
And then she grabs me by the thighs
And says, "You won't last forever,"
Man, I can't begin to say I doubt it
Oh, but it just feels so good when I stream and she bites
I know, I ain't never gonna sprain myself without it... Hey!

(Chorus again)

She's tight
That's right!

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 9

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alvin rhodes - December 14, 2004 - Report this comment
i thought this one was pretty clever...looks like you rubbed somebody the wrong way, though....5s
John Barry - December 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Naughty, clever, and laugh-inducing.
MrMacphisto - December 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, guys... :) I know it's been a while since I've rated the material of others, but I'll see what I can do for y'all....
malcolm higgins - December 15, 2004 - Report this comment
how the hell did this get by the sex nazi censors? 5-5-5 love it all
MrMacphisto - December 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Malcolm... Sometimes, I get lucky... :)

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