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Song Parodies -> "Held It Too Long"

Original Song Title:

"I Need To Know"

Original Performer:

Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers

Parody Song Title:

"Held It Too Long"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

Have you ever really, really regretted waiting for a group to finish their encore before you headed for the head to take care of some business?
Hell, I've gotta pee
been holdin' it too long
Hurts, hear me whine
I'll be grieving; nuts will be sore

I need to pee; I cannot hold
I really need some relief
Think it's time that I go
I gotta pee, I just can't hold
Because I waited too long; pain's getting strong
Now my balls really ache, and I'm starting to groan
I need to go

I never thought that
this would be a long line
I stand and shudder
It's taking a long time

I gotta go, I need to go
Gotta tap the kidney
'Til the urine starts to flow
It's hurtin' so, I can't ignore
Because I held it too long; that was real dumb
Now I'm really in pain, and my balls have gone numb
Now hear me moan

I need to go, now hear me moan
You know I cannot believe
that I waited so long
Now hear me moan, then hear me groan
This could damage my bone; cause a kidney stone
Now you'll hear me complain, the entire way home
Hurry, get home

We're nearing home
We're nearly home
Gratefully we're home

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alvin rhodes - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment
i love a story with a happy ending
Johnny D - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS but I don't care in this case 'cause this parody cracks me up and makes me laugh-out-loud-for-real, even without K'ingTOS.
Paul Robinson - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Alvin - Yes, although I seem to recall about 3 pr 4 minutes standing over the bowl before I was able to produce and precipitation. After a bit my eyes were closed and my mouth hanging open. Ahh...memories...ouch!!
Mari D - September 09, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS but enjoyed it. I feel your pain.
Paul Robinson - September 11, 2004 - Report this comment
JD & Mari D - Thanks for the sympathy. It really was pretty much like this the last concert I went to. Thankfully, no permanent damage was done.

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