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Song Parodies -> "Free Balling"

Original Song Title:

"Free Falling"

Original Performer:

Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers

Parody Song Title:

"Free Balling"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Free Balling is the process of wearing trousers without underwear.
He's a good boy, loves his boxers,
Loves sleeveless, and Puberty too
He's a good boy, crazy bout Elvis
Loves humping his sexy boyfriend too.

It's a hot day, sitting in Reseda,
There's a cheap gay, runnin' through the yard,
And he's a bad boy, cause he don't even wear shoes,
He's a bad boy, for making a fart.

And he's free, free ballin'
Yeah he's free, free ballin'

All the vampires wankin through the valley.
Spooge a mess down Ventura Boulevard
And all the bad boys are wankin in the shadows
All the good girls are home with smelly farts

And he's free, free ballin'
Yeah he's free, free ballin'

Free ballin', now I'm free ballin', now I'm

Free ballin', now I'm free ballin', now I'm

I wanna ride John over and over,
I wanna scream his name to the sky
Gonna free ball out into nothin'
Gonna squeeze this ball for a while

And he's free, free ballin'
Yeah he's free, free ballin'

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.6

Total Votes: 5

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   1
 5   4

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tom petty - May 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh well I guess the decade doesn't really matter......there, I stopped scratching my balls long enough to vote you three 5's.
Tom petty - May 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Again, I know it should be 80s, but you did such a nice job parodying my song that I gave you 5 for pacing, funny, and overall.
malcolm higgins - May 28, 2004 - Report this comment
well.. not bad......... had to be fours though..
Sleepless in Reseda - May 30, 2004 - Report this comment
OMG - could you please remove my home town from this? :-(

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