Clam stuck and jelly blight
My my my this scuba's now born
Quite a plight
Clam stuck and jelly blight
Explored a little grotto and scored
Quite a bite!
Clam struck and jellies smite!
Bivalve's out to kill -
Leg's in this vise 'clam'ped up tight!

This was my first dive in wet suit
Shipwreck - I'm gonna get loot
Without fear was happily swummin'
Before long saw tentacles comin'!

Clam struck and jellies bite
Mumbled under my breath, swear words
Outta spite
Fam's up - won't see my wife
Some stingin' things aquatic chased this
Neophyte
Damn cup, has gripped me tight
Lost all sense of will
In this sarcophagus fright

I'm in a freakish position
'Cus clam thought I was a big fish &
Now what's this? - a mob o' umbrellers
Whole sea of coelenterate jellers!

Clam stuck, for life I fight
Clamped in jaws, I'm gravy, 'cus they're
Really tight
Clam stuck, and jellyized
Big Mac I guess it thought me or a
Side o' fries!
Clam muck and jellied fright
Damn luck, this shell it bites
Clam f*ck! and jelly cripes!

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