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Song Parodies -> "Clam Stuck and Jelly Blight"

Original Song Title:

"Jam Up and Jelly Tight"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Tommy Roe

Parody Song Title:

"Clam Stuck and Jelly Blight"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

Clam stuck and jelly blight
My my my this scuba's now born
Quite a plight
Clam stuck and jelly blight
Explored a little grotto and scored
Quite a bite!
Clam struck and jellies smite!
Bivalve's out to kill -
Leg's in this vise 'clam'ped up tight!

This was my first dive in wet suit
Shipwreck - I'm gonna get loot
Without fear was happily swummin'
Before long saw tentacles comin'!

Clam struck and jellies bite
Mumbled under my breath, swear words
Outta spite
Fam's up - won't see my wife
Some stingin' things aquatic chased this
Neophyte
Damn cup, has gripped me tight
Lost all sense of will
In this sarcophagus fright

I'm in a freakish position
'Cus clam thought I was a big fish &
Now what's this? - a mob o' umbrellers
Whole sea of coelenterate jellers!

Clam stuck, for life I fight
Clamped in jaws, I'm gravy, 'cus they're
Really tight
Clam stuck, and jellyized
Big Mac I guess it thought me or a
Side o' fries!
Clam muck and jellied fright
Damn luck, this shell it bites
Clam f*ck! and jelly cripes!

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Jonathan C. - July 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Another good one, guys. But you may want to familiarize the others on this tune.
Michael Pacholek - July 19, 2004 - Report this comment
This wasn't great, but I had to give you fours for even knowing this paragon of late Sixties bubblegum music.
Meriadoc - July 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you J.C. and Pacho. I love Tommy Roe, bubblegum or not... :-)
mandamoo - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Hee hee.......I misread 'tentacles'....ooops ! I love this one too guys ! You never fail to cheer me up after a crappy day !!!
Johnny D - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
I remember the original song....and it SO deserves to be parodied!
SuperFreak - July 21, 2004 - Report this comment
What can I say. Another great one!
alvin rhodes - July 21, 2004 - Report this comment
loved the original....love this even more...i'm a sucker for sealife parodies
Meriadoc - July 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Moo - just what did you mis-read 'tentacles' AS - hee hee? ;-)

Thanks Johnny, Alvin and Superfreak. It was either sea life or food - and I was a little bored with food... :-)

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