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Song Parodies -> "Shaggin' is Fine"

Original Song Title:

"Draggin' the Line"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Tommy James

Parody Song Title:

"Shaggin' is Fine"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

Planking is ratty - a floor's hard lay
Flanks they need padding as age goes grey
Our big throw rug's painful - it's threadbare time
Shag it is fine
(Shaggin' is fine)

For snog bum needs table covers
Nice soft cushions for hearthside lovers
My elbow is in pain - this rug burn's a grind
Shag it is fine
(Shaggin' is fine)
Shag it is fine
(Shaggin' is fine)

Feels sublime
Shag carpeting eased my hind
Wool berber makes love fine
No splinters of wood, pine
Shag it is fine
(Shaggin' is fine)
Shag it is fine
(Shaggin' is fine)

Nothing you see to cause me irrits
Just snuggling with thee when you done bare it
Tarzan I am and you're Jane and we'll do just fine
Shag it is fine
(Shaggin' is fine)
Shag it is fine
(Shaggin' is fine)

Feels sublime
Shag carpeting eased my hind
Wool berber makes love fine
No splinters of wood, pine
Shag it is fine
(Shaggin' is fine)
Shag it is fine
(Shaggin' is fine)

Lay lay lay lay lay lay lay lay lay
(Shaggin' is fine)
Lay lay lay lay lay lay lay lay lay
(Shaggin' is fine)
Lay lay lay lay lay lay lay lay lay lay
(Shaggin' is fine)

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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Guy - February 14, 2004 - Report this comment
I got this image of a shaggy behind when reading this. Excellent parody. Well done.
Jack Wilson - February 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job, Mer and Pips!
Mari D - February 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job, y'all. Let's just not think of Shaggy from Scooby-doo. Oops.
Johnny D - February 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Wow, great job, M & P ! 5's! If Charles Grosvenor was Sir Charles Grosvenor of London, UK, this would never have passed the censor - or would it ?
CeramicsFanatic - February 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job, guys! ;-)
Meriadoc - February 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks everyone!

Johnny - I was wondering the same thing! I think the double entendre rendered it presentable, tho'... ;-)
Adagio - February 14, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but a really good read!
alvin rhodes - February 16, 2004 - Report this comment
your fine parodies continue to "pile" up
mandamoo - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
I love this song and I LOVE what you've done with it ! Heehee ! ;-D
Michael Pacholek - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
February 2004 Johnny Cash Memorial Award for Walking the Line.
Tommy Turtle - September 26, 2012 - Report this comment
I was expecting the more lewd meaning -- naturally -- but the 2-ent was a nice "touch", so to speak. ;) ... Did you ever see the episode of "House, M. D." in which a woman has a rash on her rear, and he diagnoses it as rug burns from sleepwalking into her ex's apartment downstairs and engaging in sexsomnia?
Meriadoc - October 02, 2012 - Report this comment
I suspect you have a Shaggin' Ovine in there somewhere.. ;)
Tommy Turtle - October 02, 2012 - Report this comment
Not fond of TOS, so "Sheep Care, Ovine" (Sweet Caroline) and "Ovine Lovin' " (Oklahoma!) will probably be enough titles with "ovine". Good idea, though -- why don't ewe tewe have a go, so to speak? ;-D

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