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Song Parodies -> "I Love Juicy Fat"

Original Song Title:

"Whats New Pussy Cat"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Tom Jones

Parody Song Title:

"I Love Juicy Fat"

Parody Written by:

Gari J

The Lyrics

Tom Jones likes Juicy Fat
I Love Juicy Fat Woah Woah
I Love Juicy Fat Woah Woah

Juicy Fat Juicy Fat
I devour
Atomic power
It gives to you
So go put on a few extra pounds presuppose
Juicy Fat Juicy Fat
I love you
Yes I do
You and your Juicy Fat glows
I Love Juicy Fat Woah Woah
I Love Juicy Fat Woah Woah

Juicy Fat Juicy Fat
So fulfilling
Ritual killing
I would for you
You don’t belong on the face of a George Foreman grill
Juicy Fat Juicy Fat
I love you
Yes I do
You and your Juicy Fat glows
All that Juicy Fat Woah Woah
All that Juicy Fat Woah Woah

Juicy Fat Juicy Fat
You’re capricious
But not nutritious
But you’re so true
I’ll soon be licking you right from that Juicy Fat bowl
Juicy Fat Juicy Fat
I love you
Yes I do

You and your Juicy Fat lips!
You and your Juicy Fat thighs!
You and your Juicy Fat blows!

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Jeff Reuben - May 27, 2009 - Report this comment
A fun song, lots of repetition in the OS to work with
Mark Scotti - May 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Really funny(and filling at the same time)!
alvin - May 27, 2009 - Report this comment
a joyous little ditty....dug it
Leo Keough - May 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Excellent job on this!!!...perfectly paced...covered the end rhymes...lots of humor...deserving of 555 saturated fat calories!!!
Timmy1000 - May 27, 2009 - Report this comment
I think I gained 10 pounds singing this one - very funny.
Christie Marie M - May 27, 2009 - Report this comment
I echo Timmy 1k's comments, except that I gained 15 pounds reading and singing your song! Great as always, Gari!
Gari J - June 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks for everyone who commented this comment is a little late but better than never, Jeff: your right lots of repetition to work makes this one of my fave parodies. Mark S: Next time your eating a nice fryup breakfast and how full you are think of this. Alvin: Thanks alvin nice to know you and DUG like it LOL :D. Leo K: Appreciate the positive calories busting feedback god my puns are getting worse Timmy1000: I suggest you read slimming magazine next LOL Thanks for commenting: Christie MM: I think i better write a light parody next somthing less filling :D glad you liked it.
Kevin Eubanks - June 03, 2009 - Report this comment
We call that "thick", FYI.

(actually heard him say that on The Tonight Show, in response to a Leno joke about fat women)

LOL at "George Foreman"! ... ingenious title switch and concept, the foundation of any good parody... and loved the ambiguity/double-entendre of the end line. PHAT parody gets 555 lbs. -- Tommy Turtle.
Gari J - June 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Cheers Tommy Turtle always appreciate feedback, one of my fave parodies this one

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