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Song Parodies -> "She Had Babies"

Original Song Title:

"She's A Lady"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Tom Jones

Parody Song Title:

"She Had Babies"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

all the kids, you'd ever want
they're the kind, that's rather gaunt
they eat no dinner
there's no food stored in this place
no one smiles...or says grace
they get thinner

she had babies
loads loads loads
she had babies
lived in a shoe with all her babies
in a nursery rhyme

well, she never meant to stay
no sane person lives this way
its so distressin'
but a shoe, is all she owns
and the population's grown
with each new blessin'

she had babies
loads loads loads
she had babies
lived in a shoe with all her babies
in a nursery rhyme

well, she's never had very much
seems that life has bruised her
husband's role, is to neglect
unless he wants to use her
most times, he is hard to find
and that's what most confuse her
family is mountin'
and he hasn't worked a day
makes no pay !

well, she knows she best not pout
but she's dyin' to move out
its not that easy
when kids number twenty two
landlords tend to have dim views
it breaks the leases

she had babies
loads loads loads
she had babies
lived in a shoe with all her babies
in a nursery rhyme

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AFW - October 05, 2005 - Report this comment
She put her foot down and was definitely anti-abortion...good job..most unique
John Barry - October 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Good idea. I'd like to see more nursery-rhyme-themed parodies.
Yet Another Dutchman - October 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Whoa, momma... It's either a banner day on AmIRight today, or I'm in a very good mood... But I thought this was terrific! I "kid" you not when I say you "spawn" great "litters" of parodies.
carol - October 05, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm sending three $5's to help buy those babies food. Good job.
Arwen - October 05, 2005 - Report this comment
VERY funny, Alvin...you always think of the most original stuff...=) Great job!
alvin rhodes - October 05, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks AFW john dutchman carol and arwen
Kristof Robertson - October 05, 2005 - Report this comment
One day I'd like to get into that mad mind of yours, Al...;-) 555
Michael Pacholek - October 05, 2005 - Report this comment
A shoe-in for fives.
Bob Gomez - October 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Sweet. I can think of a lot of nursery rhymes that could use an update like this!
alvin rhodes - October 05, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks kristof michael and bob
Rick C - October 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Really big shoe. Funny one ar. 555
Red Ant - October 05, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but funny.
Spaff.com - October 05, 2005 - Report this comment
"Each new blessin'" - heh heh. Great stuff.
stuart mcarthur - October 06, 2005 - Report this comment
an old woman who lives in a shoe? - it's not unusual (can't believe that one wasn't already taken) - LOL, alvin - 555
alvin rhodes - October 06, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks rick red ant spaff and stuart
Christie Marie M - August 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Well put, Alvin Rhodes!!! Thanx for another parody related to childbirth and babies since "Wife During Childbirth"! LOL. On a scale of 1-5 I give it a 555! :) Keep it up!

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