Song Parodies -> Calibrate
| Original Song Title: | "Celebrate" |
| Original Performer: | Three Dog Night |
| Parody Song Title: | "Calibrate" |
| Parody Written by: | Merry & Pippin |
We are not at all sure how dingoes and armadillos ended up in the same parody. Maybe he drove thru a zoo.... ;-)
Slippin' away, slidin' down a hill - oh!
Pumpin' the brakes - appalled
I hurl as I scream, whizzin' past a willow
Miss a red light and go thru all the new city mall
Sportin' neck brace; isn't very pretty
Wasn't benign - that wall
Eddie and Walt: auto technicians were sh*tty oh!
Missing brake light; I'll go sue overhauls off them all
Messed up tonight, broke my bones, see
Killed all my chrome and nine traffic cones
Yo! Brakin's phoney...
Failin' again - hit an armadillo
Brakin' but pressure's falled
Save me tonight, upending countless dingoes!
Been pumpin' twelve times but fearin' here comes the death of us all
Press in a plight - pedal's lowly
Cylinders blown - here's ten-mile zone
So I be groaning...
Calibrate, calibrate, brakes that I'm using!
Calibrate, calibrate, brakes that I'm using!
Calibrate, calibrate, brakes that I'm using!
(repeat about 20 times or until brakes implode or Eddie & Walt's heads explode, whichever comes first)
Pumpin' the brakes - appalled
I hurl as I scream, whizzin' past a willow
Miss a red light and go thru all the new city mall
Sportin' neck brace; isn't very pretty
Wasn't benign - that wall
Eddie and Walt: auto technicians were sh*tty oh!
Missing brake light; I'll go sue overhauls off them all
Messed up tonight, broke my bones, see
Killed all my chrome and nine traffic cones
Yo! Brakin's phoney...
Failin' again - hit an armadillo
Brakin' but pressure's falled
Save me tonight, upending countless dingoes!
Been pumpin' twelve times but fearin' here comes the death of us all
Press in a plight - pedal's lowly
Cylinders blown - here's ten-mile zone
So I be groaning...
Calibrate, calibrate, brakes that I'm using!
Calibrate, calibrate, brakes that I'm using!
Calibrate, calibrate, brakes that I'm using!
(repeat about 20 times or until brakes implode or Eddie & Walt's heads explode, whichever comes first)
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Those bleeding brakes ! This had me on the edge of my seat ! :)
Haven't heard the OS in years but, the parody was great.
that's some fine mental imagery...5s
Cerebrate do you in this and all your efforts. I think it's a five-dog night.
Nicely done...and a great OS! Here's to the Hobbits!
Thank you everyone!
So I be groaning... Me, too.
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