Jeremiah was on Idol
He's a good friend of mine
I never understood why he thought he was good
But I just said “You sound fine!”
But he made it onto A.I., not I.
Singin'...

All o'er the world
Winning in Idol
Joyful for Jeremiah it may be,
That joy's not for me

If I were in Jerry's place
I wouldn't gloat, no
I'd throw away the judges who'd reject my friends
Make them accept you
Sing it now...

All o'er the world
Winning in Idol
Joyful for Jeremiah it may be,
That joy's not for me

(insert cool electric piano solo here)

I used to love the judges
But when Simon said,
“Jeremiah made it but you can't sing at all,
You are worse than poor William Hung.”
I said a guy worse than poor William Hung

All o'er the world
Winning in Idol
Joyful for Jeremiah it may be,
That joy's not for me

All o'er the world
Winning in Idol
Joyful for Jeremiah it may be,
That joy's not for me

All o'er the world
Winning in Idol
All o'er the world
That joy's not for me

All o'er the world
Winning in Idol
Joyful for Jeremiah it may be,
That joy's not for me

All o'er the world
Winning in Idol
Joyful for Jeremiah it may be,
That joy's not for me

I wanna tell you
All o'er the world
Winning in Idol
Joyful for Jeremiah it may be,
That joy's not for me

All o'er the world
Winning in Idol
Joyful for Jeremiah it may be,
That joy's not for me

(fades to eerie silence)
All o'er the world
Winning in Idol...