In the music world Mr. Simpson announced
That Ashlee should get even with sister
She went on to lyp-sync on SNL
Like she had a blister
It's like the late night of hell
on the NBC show.
She picked the mic and her voice did not match
and ran off back stage!

She knew from the start
Deep down in her heart
That She and Jessica were worlds apart
But Nick Lachey said never blow a fart
Is to be what you'll be.

The theme of the concerts was coming to here
They Will find a way
So Ashlee decided to go with her dad
and lyp-sync anyway!
She spent all afternoon getting ready
and decided she'd try to sing there
Maybe she'd sing and she was bad
and boo her this Sunday.

She knew from the start
Deep down in her heart
That She and Jessica were worlds apart
But Nick Lachey said never blow a fart
Is to be what you'll be.

I put on 4 and the place was swinging
to the host and actors,
Act after act appeared on the stage
and Ashlee just sat there waiting
She bit her nails looking pretty as a picture
right in the dressing room.
And then a kid wearing tuxedo with a wage
ran on and said here we go!

The crowd went crazy
As the band hit the stage!
Little Ashlee got lost as the vocals exploded
The crowd was shocked and mad!

But as soon as she did that
as the band gave a lesson
Ashlee just had to lyp-sync the song she sang
and leapt doing hoe-downs
She ran back stage and there she cried
and went to commerical break.
The band stopped playing as the fans
booed her off the stage.

She knew from the start
Deep down in her heart
That She and Jessica were worlds apart
But Nick Lachey said never blow a fart
Is to be what you'll be.