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Song Parodies -> "Ass Rockets"

Original Song Title:

"Who Are You"

Original Performer:

The Who

Parody Song Title:

"Ass Rockets"

Parody Written by:

Mikey Boy

The Lyrics

This ones nasty!
Ass rockets, poo poo, poo poo
Ass rockets, poo poo, poo poo
Ass rockets, poo poo, poo poo
Ass rockets, poo poo, poo poo

I woke up with emergencies
So then I ran into the can
I say, it might have came out early
Because my red boxers felt damp
I sat there waiting, its pouring out
Lookin like hot country stew
Orange, red, brown, green, turquoise
And spots of navy blue

Drop ass rockets
Ass rockets, poo poo, poo poo
I really gotta poo
Ass rockets, poo poo, poo poo
My pants are through
Ass rockets, poo poo, poo poo
Cause I really gotta poo

When I was done I flushed it down
Started my day ahead
I started driving down the avenue
And my shorts were already messed
I fell out of my neat truck
And dropped a log on the grass
But I don't see any leaves in sight
So the stuffs stuck on my ass

Drop ass rockets
Ass rockets, poo poo, poo poo
Ew smells like poo poo
Ass rockets, poo poo, poo poo
Its just like a wrecking crew
Ass rockets, poo poo, poo poo
I let out an extra few
Ass rockets, poo poo, poo poo
Lets go poo poo

Ass rockets, poo poo, poo poo
Ass rockets, poo poo, poo poo
Ass rockets, poo poo, poo poo
Ass rockets, poo poo, poo poo

Its just like a wrecking crew
Ass rockets, poo poo, poo poo
I let out an extra few
Ass rockets, poo poo, poo poo
Lets go poo poo

Ass rockets, poo poo, poo poo
My pants are through
Ass rockets, poo poo, poo poo
Cause I really gotta go
Oh I really gotta go
Oh god I dropped a few

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MrMacphisto - March 16, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL...
Red Ant - March 17, 2005 - Report this comment
555 for a$$ rocketing this classic into a $h!t stain.
Mikey Boy - March 17, 2005 - Report this comment
lol thanks guys
Tully - June 15, 2007 - Report this comment
That was AWESOME! Great job, hiarious!
TullyGirl - June 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Nice. That was amazingly funny, and thank you for writing it!

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