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Song Parodies -> "Draco Malfoy, Behind Green Eyes"

Original Song Title:

"Behind Blue Eyes"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Who

Parody Song Title:

"Draco Malfoy, Behind Green Eyes"

Parody Written by:

Kim West

The Lyrics

No one knows what it's like
To be the bad boy.
To be a Slytherine.
Behind green eyes.

And no Gryffindor knows what it's like.
To be sniveled at.
To be afraid of.
For I'm Draco Malfoy.

Oh, that Potter
He makes me so testy.
Everyone thinks he's a bloody Saint.

I have plans, and lots of scheming.
My love is villainy.
That's clear to see.

No one knows what it's like
To be defeated.
Well that's not true
There's You-Know-Who.

No one despises Potter as much I
which is quite a lot to say.
And that goes for Weasley and
that Muddblood too.

Oh, that Potter
He makes me so testy.
Everyone thinks he's a bloody Saint.

I have plans, and lots of scheming.
My love is villainy.
That's clear to see.

When I play Quidditch against him
I love to taunt and shout.
Weasley is our King.
And then I laugh pointing at the fool.

If we have another wizard's duel
I'll just wave my wand and say
"SERPENSORTIA," but that won't work
cause he can talk to snakes.

No one knows what it's like
To be the bad boy.
To be a Slytherine.
Behind green eyes.

Kim West.

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pickle - January 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Better than Linkin Park's attempt at the original, where they cut out the middle verse!
Kim West - January 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Pickle! I thought this song would be completely ignored, but then you came along. I am glad you liked it.
Jeff Reuben - January 26, 2005 - Report this comment
I actually know this one as well...it worked for me too.
Kim West - January 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you once again Jeff for your kind words. It was fun trying to give Draco the spotlight for once. As I told Pickle, I was initially afraid that this song was going to be overlooked because it didn't receive any attention at first. I mean Harry can't hog the limelight all of the time now can he? ^-^
Sara - December 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Just so people know, Limp Bizkit did the cover, not Linkin Park. Also, doesn't Draco Malfoy have grey eyes? Oh well, works well anyway. Good rhymeliness! :D
Jake - August 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Yeah, Malfoy has grey eyes. It's Harry that has green eyes.

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