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Song Parodies -> "Kick Ball Wizard"

Original Song Title:

"Pinball Wizard"

Original Performer:

The Who

Parody Song Title:

"Kick Ball Wizard"

Parody Written by:

Mr. E

The Lyrics

Once again, a rather odd addition to the rather blindingly ingenius group of parodies. This is merely my own dull mirrior.
Ever since I was a young boy
I've played the rubber ball.
From sandlot and to pavement
I must have played them all.
But I ain't seen nothing like him
In any game at all
That deaf dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean kickball!

He stands like a statue
Becomes part of the team
Feeling over homeplate
Always kicking mean
He plays by divination.
Never misses the ball.
That deaf dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean kickball!

He's a kickball wizard.
There's got to be a twist
A kickball wizard's
Got such a super kick!

How do you think he kicks it?
I don't know!
What makes him so good?

He ain't got no distractions.
Can't hear not chatters or yells
Don't see the outfield flashin'
Plays by sense of feel.
Always gets a homerun,
An' never fouls a ball
That deaf dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean kickball!

I thought I was
The Homerunning King
But I just passed
My kickball crown to him!

Even in my school
He can smash my best
His teachers lead him in
And he just does the rest
He's crazy flipper shoes
Never see him fall
That deaf dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean kickball!
Wow, you have made it through the whole thing. Please don't bother pointing out typographical errors. I teach English, not typing }:>

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 8

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Paul Robinson - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
pretty good job here, teach...5's from me
Ashkicksass - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
I LOVE kickball! Great job.
Johnny D - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
That was entertaining!
John Barry - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice job of making something new out of the original by keeping many of the original lines.

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