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Song Parodies -> "Whitney's Gotta Detox"

Original Song Title:

"Squeeze Box"

Original Performer:

The Who

Parody Song Title:

"Whitney's Gotta Detox"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

Whitney's gotta detox
She's toked on her last
And when Bobby comes home
They always have a bash

'Cause she's smokin' all night
And the diva ain't right
Whitney's gotta detox
Bobby never slaps her light

Well the kids don't sing (I believe our children are our future)
And the maid find things
There's no escape from the diva
In the tabloid scene

'Cause she's callin' Oprah
And Doctor Phil McGraw
Whitney's gotta detox
Bobby never slaps her light

She goes in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out

She's smokin' all night
And the diva's up tight
Whitney's gotta detox
Bobby never slaps her light

She yells, leave me, come on and leave me
Come on release me would you dude
I'm not in touch with you
Whitney's gotta detox
Bobby never slaps her light

They go in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out

'Cause she's smokin' all night
And the diva ain't right
Whitney's gotta detox
Daddy never sleeps at night

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Meriadoc - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Stating the obvious, but still quite good. :-)
MrMacphisto - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
This parody can't be beat.....
Agrimorfee - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment
"in and out and in and out" of consciousness, I assume? hehe 545
Michael Pacholek - July 03, 2004 - Report this comment
I knew I was gonna like this the instant I saw the title... and you didn't disappoint.
carly_carlz - January 09, 2010 - Report this comment
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII will always love UUUUUUUUUUUUUUU for this parody. 555

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