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Song Parodies -> "Not Exactly Water, And It Ain't Exactly Earth"

Original Song Title:

"Baba O'Riley"

Original Performer:

The Who

Parody Song Title:

"Not Exactly Water, And It Ain't Exactly Earth"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Stepped in the wrong place
Now danger I face
I've seen this happen in the movies

I let out a scream
I never dreamed
This would ever happen to me
No, no, no, no, no

Wet ground
I'm sinking down
It looks like death by quicksand

Waving both my hands
I yell across the land
Looks like nobody
Is coming to my rescue

And now my time is near
There's sand in both my ears
Seconds remaining
The fate that I've progressed too

Death by quicksand
You know it's death by quicksand
Death by quicksand, oh no
Death by quicksand

And I'm sinking!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 1

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The Great Karlando - December 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Cool idea man. I liked it 555. By the way, you didn't happen to have watched Blazing Saddles before ya wrote this, didja?
AussieBullDog - December 26, 2003 - Report this comment
That's where I got the title from, yeah. Good thing I remembered the scene, because I couldn't think of a title at first. Thanks for the fives.
Melhi - December 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice job.
AussieBullDog - December 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Melhi. :)
2nz - December 26, 2003 - Report this comment
I enjoyed this very much. Was gonna say something about the song lasting longer than it takes to sink into quicksand, but sinking into quicksand really is a slow thing. Good job with an already great song.
Adagio - December 26, 2003 - Report this comment
I don't know the original, but it was a good read.
AussieBullDog - December 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks guys. 2nz - I considered stepping into quicksand and writing the parody as I sank to determine which would take longer, but I couldn't find any quicksand.
Tim Hall - December 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Quicksand, quicksand, splendid!

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