Memphis, Tennessee
Is where you will see
A man once lauded as fantastic
His jumpsuit is tight
His hair has gone white
His hips are now replaced with plastic
Oh yeah

They said
The King was dead
But he's been seen at Graceland

No more "Jailhouse Rock"
Because his knees are shot
"Heartbreak Hotel"
Is now a senior center
His pompadour remains
Although his hairline's waned
He now needs Viagra
Before he loves 'em tender

They said
The King was dead
But he's been seen at Graceland

He's at Graceland, with a Spandex waistband
He's at Graceland, oh yeah, he's at Graceland
And he's wasted!