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Song Parodies -> "You Betcha You Bet"

Original Song Title:

"You Better You Bet"

Original Performer:

The Who

Parody Song Title:

"You Betcha You Bet"

Parody Written by:

blackjack21

The Lyrics

Sarah "You Betcha" Palin, aka Bailin' Palin. Resigned the governorship of Alaska this week. Heard this song on the radio this morning and after awhile I started hearing "You Betcha" instead of "You Better" Kind of a rambling parody, the OS was much longer than I remembered, but what the heck, it was fun.
You Betcha You Bet

You betcha you betcha you bet (4x)

I call you on the telephone
The choice you’ve made just don’t make sense
You say you feel you should just go home
But I’m dealing with a governor who’s on the defense

I love to hear you say a bit
But never when you say quit
I got your body right now on my mind
‘Cause I drunk myself blind
to the thoughts of having sex, mm-mmm
To the thoughts, of having sex
Oh, and your specs

When I say why step down, you say you betcha
You betcha you betcha you bet
When I say fool around, you say you betcha
You betcha you betcha you bet
You betcha all the time
Saying you betcha, hard to make it rhyme

You'll get those feeble minded taxes overthrown
I'm not into your bask’ball pictures, but I like your tone
You took your job with open arms and flowing hair
I know you can get real tough, bridge that went to nowhere

I don't really mind how much you say it
Ooo, a little is alright
When you say
You betcha can spend the night
Tonight
Alright!

When I say George W, you say you betcha
You betcha you betcha you bet
When I say I want you, you say you betcha
You betcha you betcha you bet
You betcha all the time
Saying you betcha, that’s not a crime

All day at homestead you stew
Tried to look inside your sweater
Sled dogs keep licking my nose
And chewing up all those letters
Saying "you betcha"

You betcha all the time

Sarah:
“You betcha loved me, at one time now
You betcha shoved me into the light now
You betcha loved me, ran for veep now
You betcha voted, making me weep now”

(Violin Solo)

Shot at the range one night
You’re a woman who has her own gun
But knowing I’m a hunter just might
Grant me the chance at getting your bun undone

You know you been saying crazy things
and you act kinda scrappy sometimes
But your body looks so good
and it still hits the finish line, every time

And when it comes to frontier living
I know what you’re giving
And you do know how to retreat
From the heat

When I say awareness, you say you betcha
You betcha, I’m cunning, you bet
When I say unfairness, you say you betcha
You betcha, they’re gunning, you bet

When I say Fey Tina, you say you betcha
You betcha, funny nice, you bet
When I say subpoena, you scream you betcha
You betcha, need advice, you bet

When I say eat red meat, you say you betcha
You betcha, go hunting, you bet
When I say you’ll compete, you say you betcha
You betcha, I’m running, you bet

When I say GOP, you say you betcha
You betcha, back in three, you bet
When I say your fam’ly, you scream you betcha
You betcha, let them be, you bet

You betcha all the time
Saying you betcha, still in your prime

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Mark Scotti - July 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Very clever, timely, and REALLY FUNNY! I betcha ya getin' fives...
Fiddlegirl - July 09, 2009 - Report this comment
You know the difference between a parody writer and a pit bull? Me neither... but this sure was funny!
John Barry - July 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Very good, you betcha!
AFW - July 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Good political humor, here
alvin - July 10, 2009 - Report this comment
lol...great job on a tough song
blackjack21 - July 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Many thanks to Mark, Fiddlegirl, John B, AFW and alvin for putting some lipstick on my parody. ;-)
carly_carlz - January 30, 2010 - Report this comment
I can see 5s from my haus!
blackjack21 - January 31, 2010 - Report this comment
carly_carlz: Lol, thanks for showing up!

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